Well, my bike decided she wasn't waiting around to get dirty so, she did it all by herself!
I had parked at work and was going to be there for a couple days. Rain was forecasted for the night so, I thought I would be clever and park under a military GP tent. Sometime around midnight the wind really picked up. It picked up the tent and moved it six feet over and my bike had to give. She spent nine hours on her side getting a face full of mud before a coworker saw it and stood her back up. It looked worse in person. Luckily I had just put on the engine guards and they worked. At least it was Mother Nature that tested them first and not me.
Death Valley is coming up this weekend!