I nearly allways have the big wolfman tankbag on my KLR. When parked I set the helmet with gloves inside between the tankbag and windscreen over the ignition switch[with the keys in it] , uh-oh ! My bike is in peril now !
But, so far no one has noticed , cared or felt tempted to risk their health to bother my most un -shiney bike or helmet.
Maybe that will change , now that is hailed as an icon.
Enjoy the video, but don't touch my bike !