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Old 03-15-2007, 12:12 PM   #1556
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Location: The Dutch Mountains
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Originally Posted by SCQTT
15 days from now BMW is announcing the new 1250 Adventure. It is 75 Lbs. lighter and makes 140HP and 100 Lb Fts of torque. The New GSAR will get 65.237 miles per gallon fully loaded and will have push button deployable knobbies. The drivetrain and engine will use high grade lifetime walrus wisker oil and will be sealed to guard against tampering. The bike will not use a key, it will employ a fingerprint scanning device on the starter button. An option will be a heated cupholder designed in conjunction with Starbucks, perfectly sized for your venti Mocha yada yada yada with skim.
Here in Holland we've tested the GSA-R already, but the unfortunate testpilot was shot by a group of Greenpeace activists.
Greenpeace was not amused because BMW uses "walrus-Whisker oil"

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