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Old 09-16-2007, 12:40 PM   #62
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If you are going to do a decent job at ripping a hole in the space/time continuum you should have comfortable accomodations for your guests.

A) Nebraska cornhuskers coffee cup that I paid way too much for because I get dizzy and weak kneed around diamond plate.

B) Soft Plastic Hot Wheels lunch box bolted to trunk for Passengers I-pods, game boys, cd players and 1000 AA batteries that will fail the moment an excellent scene is in the viewfinder of the camera

C) Dual feed hydration bladders, my only modern acommodation, failure in the desert equals death. Lack of water equals buzzards feasting on your eyeballs I take this very seriously.

D) Copious amount of lumbar support for the drifter. This is a brutal trip, comfort must be attempted.

E) More water.

vermin screwed with this post 09-17-2007 at 07:47 AM
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