I was thinking the same thing, ktrout37. I was also thinking maybe Dad edited the report a bit.
Even so, if these are your own words, RGun, my helmet's off to you, my friend, because I think you have a very bright future in writing or whatever you turn your attention to.
And you took to trail bikes like a duckling to water. You must have a very fine father, indeed, who can be rightly proud.