Great idea Brent, now folks will want to ride with you just to get immortalized on this thread. You are a devious one sir, my hat's off to ya.
...but now I'm starting to feel a little left out, although I'm sure you could arrange to remedy that. See, you're plan is working..."resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"..."Riceless", leader of the fallen, dented, and scuffed collective.
Okay, I'll shut up now.