Damn that's cute.
If yer like me you'll just muddle along as best you can with two nickles in the bank acount, and a full heart ... that's getting the shit beat out of it by stupid teens.
But hang though, by the time they hit 25, they'll start noticing how smart you're becomming. Of course, by then you'll be realising that you're a dumbass and getting dumber.
Ah, life. Enjoy!