Originally Posted by notmybikemodelname
Leave it to John to come up with the Brass Monkey joke
... Where were you today?
I had to work, plus I'm a pussy
Didn't get off till 2, but if things work out right, I'll be gettin off again at 11
, and no, not by myself. (Well, she won't know, but who cares?) She'll wake up tomorrow sayin WTF is this on my back?