I feel the same way about sex. It's like jeeeeez, I gotta take all my damn clothes off first, and sometimes I have a belt on, it sucks. That's why I finally just gave it up. All the fun was gone after having to go through all that shit.
Seriously dude, maybe your problem is that your rides are too boring. When I'm getting my gear on I'm getting all fired up inside. It's like Stallone in "Over the Top" when he turns his hat around - "it's like a switch". Sometimes I get a chubby. But maybe that's just me.