The funnest thing I ever saw was when a buddy tried to ride across a dry (but muddy) pond. Hits the middle and the bike sinks up to the pegs in the mud. Steps off the bike, sinks up to his knees in the mud. Trying to walk through the sucking mud he gets one step off before he loses his balance and falls forward. He put his hands out to break his fall and his arms disappeared and sunk into the mud up to his sholders. He is screaming for us to help him but we are laughing so hard we can't do anything. Luckely he still had his helmet on or he would have drowned in the mud. It eventualy took two 4x4 quads chained together to pull the bike out.
XR650R Plated Supermoto
XR628R Plated and highly modified
CR500R Still rips after all these beers
RZ350L Kenny Roberts Special
BMW R1200GS Adv Kind of a space ship