¿De dónde eres? [where are you from?]
¿Adónde vas? [Where are you going?]
not really that dumb, considering a gringo riding in S Am.
In Ladakh India the kids run out and stick there hands out in hopes you'll give them a high speed high 5 as you pass. The more it stings, the more delighted thay seem, now that's dumb!