Two summers ago, I was out in the middle of Utah on my then brand new Ulysses. I stopped at a rest stop outside of Duchesne to take a leak. When I came out, a car had pulled up next to the bike. Can't remember what kind of car, but it was one of those things old folks drive, an Olds or Crown Vic or something like that. The couple were in their seventies or eighties, and they looked like ma and pa kettle. The old man was looking at my motorcycle, and then he looks at me and says "Boy, that's one of those motorcycles you can ride on and off the road, isn't it? I bet you see some country on that thing!"
Funny as shit, I thought.
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
2008 Buell Ulysses
2008 Triumph Scrambler
2004 HD Heritage Softail