Originally Posted by DAKEZ
One time I came back from Mexico... When I stopped at a motel for the night I opened the trunk to grab my luggage and I found Jesus. He said: "mucho grassy ass senior"
How he got in my trunk Iíll never know.
Jeeze, usually you don't need to look any farther than the nearest tortilla.
Why did I drink all of the ingredients for vomit?
"Used to be Man vs. Nature.. then Man vs. Space.. then Man vs. the Moon. Now it's Man vs. Food" - Dalar
"you cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into." - Jonathan Swift