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Old 04-16-2009, 01:45 PM   #63
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Location: Northern Cali Bay Area
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I was adjusting the valves on my 450EXC in my garage when a door to door home improvement salesman came in. He said that he was selling dual pane windows. I told him to just leave the brochures on the floor and I'd look at them later, because I had my hands full.

He proceeded to tell me how he used to ride when he was young and how he used to race dirt bikes. I humored him and just continued working, on the chance he would get the hint and go away.

He then said "I wish I had a nice Kawasaki dirt bike like this again" Apparently he spied and deciphered the first letter on the tank decal and deemed it a Kawasaki.

I tell him..."Look buddy, its not a kawasaki, its a KTM.. made in Austria". He smiles and said "Damn didn't know those Aussies made bikes down under".

I told him to just leave because he was begining to bore me.

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