The phrase "Asses of fire" comes to mind. Where did I hear it? I think it's something from South Park, but it seems remarkably appropriate here. Ouch!
'09 KTM 690Duke - the best street bike I ever had!
'13 KTM 350EXCR - so far so awesome!
'08 KTM 450EXC-R - four seasons of NE enduros, and still going strong
'02 Suzuki SV650 CCS/LRRS #760 Expert