If you don't buy it, I will. Seriously. Where is it? Aside from Hawaii, Puerto Rico, American Samoa or the US Virgin Islands, I will travel to pick it up.
'Gonna get me a six pack...push people off the highway!'
"they live off the carrion of our mutual distrust and bribe us with symbols that equate hatred with manhood."
"I mean at the end of the day, I was addicted to Starting Fluid for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah, that guy sure is terrible at touching moms"