The SMIB Thread.......Where fecal (doesn't) matter.

Uranus, I am so disappointed in you.

so...my German buddy and I had dinner...and the next morning I asked him how he was....

"Wie geht's?"

"Ich Vollgekotzt bis heute" (I puked till morning)

"Ich gehapt Vollgekotzt Salat mit Schinken aus der Nase" ( I had puked salad with ham out of the nose)

Salat aus der Schnaze???:huh

"Nien!!!!!!! Nase"....n a s e

I ate the same thing....

so...what does this mean? Germans are not funny...ever...even when salad and ham is coming out of your nose... it just dosen't sound right....

Puking salad out of your nose??? Now that is funny!

I know it keeps me young and spritely!

Have you been treated for glaucoma today?

36 more minutes...

that count the time you wasted today on ADV

Is time on ADV ever wasted?

Says the guys that is sitting on the couch going nuts because he can't ride his bikes.

Bob,

Mary here. Does your shoulder hurt so bad that you can't shave? Nice scar though.

Scott is in the basement reloading. So I can offer his bikes up for the right price while he not paying attention to me. :eek1

Hope you have a full speedy recovery.

I give 10$ for the KLR

Great post Mary!

Really Jack? I was gonna say if she gave ME $10.00 I'd take the KLR.

to Mary ....

Good post

Hi Jax,

Mary here. I know Scott/KLR riders are cheap. But just because I'm married to Scott doesn't mean I'm easy. You'll have to do better than that.

Scott should know better after all these years together that with idle time I usually find my self in some kind of trouble....

Hi Mrs. Mary. We have not officially meant but we have spoken on the phone. Keep an eye on Scotty please.

I'm starting to get beef in for the Guys..

Hi LD

Hack I hope to meet you next Saturday @ the MD RTE. You have to be pretty charming to get $10.00 for the bike though.

One of these day HB and I ,Hope we will get to meet you Mary aka MrsScottyP...

That would be nice LD. I think it should be Mary P and Mr. Mary P!

Scott is still in the basement. Does anyone want to know any of his secrets? Actually, I don't think he really has any. He is such a simple American.

I can't wait till he comes back from the basement to see what I have been up to

Well now that you bring it up. Im wondering if he still has that storage unit where he keeps his bikes that wont fit in your current garage?