Aussie Off Topic Chat Thread

Is it just me or does everyone else laugh at their own posts?

Well if one doesn't put the laughing thing behind what they say others may think your a nob head

We all have a good laugh at your own posts!

fuck facebook !

(you know what I mean) in my best John Laws accent

True, I would be in jail now. I cant tolerate fuckwits like that.

Hey Sean, You should buy some large shitty speakers and amps of ebay and play classical musical at full tilt all day. Point a few dozen speakers in their direction. Seems to have worked in the brisbane CBD.

I would suggest a shotgun. but I am pretty certain that would not be legal.

Sean o How old are your kids??

We had crap neighbours who partied all night, they use to vomit all over the lawn, smash bottles make heaps of noise. just bullshit stuff.

so we use to send the kids out to play after they had been up all night in front of their house @ 0600 with bike horns and noise makers.

to the point where they made a noise complaint about us

Too Fuckin Right Phillip

http://issuu.com/cycletorque/docs/cycle-torque-november-2012-emag?mode=a_p

Melbourne cup winner?

Ethiopia.

More of this activity... again... ? :huh

There's one way to find out...

http://advrider.com/forums/showpost.php?p=18420670&postcount=68

A discretely and strategically placed GoPro will soon show if the Po-po are telling porky pies or there is some truth to the accusations.

Funny you should say that, This old fellar i know reckons that horse was pulled in it's last race and will bolt in But after Butch has had his usual 10 Pots of heavy the Truth is alays slightly stretched

Sarah Jessica Parker.





By a long nose.

I wonder if there were others with the same experience (vehicle pulls out, forcing bike to pass over unbroken lines). Needs a few bikes with cameras to video if this is happening.
If the behaviour of the Police is true, then the system itself is fscked.

Maybe they've given up on the technique I saw quite a few years back...
My wife and I were heading along the old road, at the speed limit. My missus at the front on her XJ Yam, I'm following on the Daytona 900 (yeah looks fast, goes slow model).
Hwy Patrol follows me (quite closely) for a while, but I'm just sitting on the limit, no faster, no slower. After a while, the car has dropped off my tail, but I'm still sitting on the same speed. Quite a few minutes pass, and then next thing is the Hwy Patrol is flying up behind me. I had the impression they dropped off, to let me think they were gone and I'd just speed up to the 100+ most sports bikes in the area do. This behaviour went on about 4 or 5 times, each time I'm just sitting on the same speed, they drop off, then suddenly appear doing twice my speed... Must have pissed them right off cos I didnt play their stupid game.

There were a few hoping for a short head...

Cops here use 2 bikes, an R1 and another with a ticket book in his backpack tagging along behind on a CBR600. Old mate on the R1 will catch up to you from behind and egg you on, sitting tight just behind you. His following distance unwavering whatever speed you choose.

Most commonly seen on the Black Spur and surrounds here in VIC on fine sunny weekends when the place is lousy with racer types.

Lucky I don't use those things, because I am a complete nob head.

I wouldn't say complete, you dont have the T-shirt and the key ring , but your close

Thats like saying the chicken came before the egg