Need Caretaker for Oregon property

Hi guys. Have a place in SW Oregon. It's rural (16 miles from town on some beautiful curvy roads), two story 3 bedroom old restored farmhouse with front/back porches on 4 acres. Raised garden beds. Chicken coop. Paddock for hoses/llamas/goat/gerbils/rhinos or whatever. Deal is for free rent, garbage. You pay electricity.

Big, well lighted shop with wood stove. Lottsa tools that the caretaker is welcome to use providing they're cleaned and put away.

100's of miles of amazing local roads/logging roads. Great fishing/hunting.

It IS Oregon so it rains a lot in the winter. Ride wet or stay home....
Seriously, if rain gets you down, prolly not a good idea to consider it.

Spring/Summer/Fall are AMAZING!!

Duties are basic maintenance, yard work and not letting the inside look like a college dorm.

Some projects need to get done so if you have carpentry skilz that is a bonus and we can negotiate.

Dial up only as I don't get up enough to pay for satellite.

Non-agressive dogs/wimmins OK....

PM me if you're interested.

Do I have to shoot the Meth heads?

That would be greatly appreciated...

You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads.
I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy
My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.

Yer in!!!

Hop-Sing,

You have plenty to do at the Rancho, you don't have to travel all the way to Oregon...

Op, what is the nearest town?

kinda between Myrtle Pt and Coquille out in the country.

Boing!

Does this property have internet access, and how many cats live there?

1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there.

2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know.

So i take it that the area is not pussy friendly.

How 'bout cell service?

Texting yes, talking no....which is one of the reasons I love the place.....

Isn't nice not to recieve calls at night, After 5 all they want is money anyway.

Tru Dat!

Yet another bump....

I'm looking for kind of a quiet, out of the way place ...



Can't believe no takers yet. Opportunity to live in a more free state, away from tax hell, CARB, maybe the IRS. Live off land in case of SHTF. Sounds perfect to me, man!

Looks like too many ADVers have jobs and similar responsibilities. Now if there were an O'Reilly Auto Parts store and a school district needing a special needs instructor in the immediate vicinity...

Haven't seen an O'Reilly's. Several car part places but I think mostly NAPA. Not sure about the teaching thing...

Come on up!

I don't know, the Landlord does look a bit like a pirate.

Moving to a small town is a big deal if you need to support yourself. Of course with electricity being the only bill you'd only need enough to pay for food and fuel. Does this house have wood or propane heat?