Mayday Melee 5 *New Date* May 10-12 2013, RioNido Roadhouse

Lord knows I have lost a lot of flesh and blood over the years............

I havent quite got the sledge hammering technique down just right,be sure and bring one along.

And Yes,at my age it's all new everytime anyways.

How soon will you be 50 anyways? Does it ever slide away quick past that.....

I've got a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time to go to 50.

Maybe I should just bring the Airhead and do another carb rebuild in the parking lot.

Hey, should I wash the bike before I come up, or are is the cheerleader team doing the bike wash again?

In. Paid.

Some of you might be better off just drinking wine. Just sayin'.

As you obviously have, Mr Wiseguy.

hey, I had to herd the cats last weekend. I'll be enjoying my fair share of freedom at MM!!!

oh crap I better find some cool camping bit of kit to impress you with this time

I had no idea about the cats; here, lemme buy you a beer...

How much camping kit will that scooter carry?! :eek1

I am paying today if Josh calls me back! Is there any dirt to play in up there? If not I will have to subject you all to my pasty pool side body! Yes let that image soak in.

On it!!

Thars sum dirt, just watch out fer the bicyclists!

A looooooooooong ways........yes..denial can be a great thing. It works for me.

Im thinking I'll ride the DR650 again,there's just too many tight dirt or paved roads between here and there. If I ride the 530 there would be tickets involved for sure.

Your all signed up for traffic school after our last ride?

Yes.

Somewhat less than the wife in minivan can.