Rockies regional randomness

Discussion in 'The Rockies – It's all downhill from here...' started by Geek, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. Narsisco Lopez

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    Might be a bit 205, but worth a revisit...

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    Analysis of the following photo can tell us a lot about how different people think...

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    1. For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a really nice ass.
    2. The more observant will notice that she is crossing a street.
    3. The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong.
    4. For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice ass - on her way to work.
    5. The perverts among them will imagine her naked.
    6. Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity.
    7. For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
    8. The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse.
    9. Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's ass will cause by the time she reaches 50.
    10. But only children, the extremely intelligent and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.
  2. JustinP

    JustinP Bike Curious

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    I've seen that picture many times - but until you wanted out the dog now, I had never noticed it.

    *Patting myself on the back*
  3. Geek

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    I'm on a screen of the resolution where only the top half of the lady in white is visible without scrolling. As I looked I said "there is a dog driving that car!" and then scrolled down and forgot about the dog :rofl
  4. StmbtDave

    StmbtDave AKA Invisible Dave

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    Damn, it's not a good sign that I noticed the dog almost right off the bat :gerg
  5. Lomax

    Lomax Nanu-Nanu Adventurer Supporter

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    Me too Dave, Actually that was the first thing I noticed. So I guess that means I am either a child or celibate, OR BOTH. :lol3 I know I am not extremely intelligent. Dang it anyway. :gerg

    Marc
  6. James Adams

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    It doesn't take a genius to figure out that it's SnowMule driving the taxi with a dog head mask.
  7. Narsisco Lopez

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    I must be the pervert of the bunch, because it took me quite awhile just to notice she was outside :rofl
  8. barko1

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    I saw her naked :evil
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    nwcolorider NWCOLO

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    doc_ricketts Thumper jockey

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    Why is she wearing a corset? :D
  11. Narsisco Lopez

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    Holding in a muffin top?
  12. doc_ricketts

    doc_ricketts Thumper jockey

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    Thanks for posting that incredible video. I don't think it has been on before since it was just released 2/15/13 or thereabouts. Robbie is something else and I guess he was riding the YZ250 that he does most of the time? I love the way he can make the jump and either land controlled run of the front wheel or rear wheel. The extras at the end are great reality checks.
  13. Geek

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    So remember how they faked the moon landing?

    I have a theory... the Mars Rover is really in Moab and they spent the $billion launching money on hookers 'n' blow. :deal

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  14. Geek

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    Can you believe the idiots in the Porsche drove the camera+boom into the ground :photog
  15. Lomax

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    Random rant, My heated Corbin seat don't heat. :cry That is all. :lol3

    Marc
  16. Lomax

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    OK so if that is the only thing up there, who took this picture. :lol3

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  17. StmbtDave

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    Nancy dear, look what followed me home from San Diego.

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    Can I keep it?

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    Pretty please? Huh, huh?
  18. Lomax

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    :clap:clap:clap:clap:clap Wonderful Dave.

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  19. theantipaul

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    Did you pick that up in PB? I think I know that alley.
  20. StmbtDave

    StmbtDave AKA Invisible Dave

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    No, actually La Jolla, about 2 blocks from the ocean. You couldn't pay me to live there and put up with that San Diego traffic :eek1.

    Yesterday was a marathon 18 hr round trip out and back. What's with U-Haul? If I rent a trailer there and drop it here they charge $225. Instead I picked up the trailier here, hauled it there empty, then brought it back and returned it here. They charged me a whopping $27 for a one day rental :clap. They didn't make much on that deal.

    It's an extremely clean '92. Only paint chips are on the lower fork tubes. It does have 90K miles but has a recent total top end with rings, new drive shaft, dual and single seat along with short and long racks, BMW system bags (Jesses will be ordered), new tires, bash plate, heated grips, better kick stand, euro light switch, and many extra parts. Smokin deal.