Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

What's good is an integrated approach. Get something like the 'Scoops' from Soylent Green, and make rapid deliveries . .




. . to conveyer belts, and hoppers, running into mincers and shreaders:




But you're going step up your efficiency with a mobile solution in-one-step like . . .



. . just deploying a fleet of robust mobile rotary plows.

shad ap! I can't believe you read it just to become annoyed...Think about that, and go read something else. When the ZA happens, I will be the first to say I told ya so.

Did they try to hit a pile of blocks with that plow? Or did it just happen to be in the picture... I dont think it would go through it...but I would like to see them try!

Looks to me like the driver is using concrete blocks to "park" the mechanism just clear of the ground. As he's chocked one of the wheels. Maybe the plow assembly where chipped paint exposes bare metal, if left flat on the dirt, is subject to the effects of corrosion which may be exacerbated when rock salt is used on snowed-over roads?

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Look's like there is railway (railroad) equipment that can be put into use when zombie hordes are blocking the tracks?

Or it had been plowing snow then it came upon the buried cinderblocks and they left the machine where it died?

So one of these and a AA-12. I would think one shell in the head from that would solve the mobility problem. Course the Marauder is sexy but does it come in orange?

well, now that we got the zombie infestation sorted, shall we start on the flying dragons next, or the burrowing molerats gnomes that tunnel under your sock draw?

The hard part if figuring out how to get the zombies to stand on the tracks...Can they mount tires on that thing? I am going to guess that thing is rated at 100 ZPM (zombies per minute).

Everyone knows, Dragons don't fly but THATS where all my socks are going?
I knew something was going on in my draws...

hard to shoot thigns under the ground, havnt you seen tremmors. that aa 12 may not cut it..

So over the weekend I added to my anti-Zombie arsenal....the local gun shop was having a going out of business clearance sale...and even though I couldn't afford it I also couldn't resist...I was bummed it was great store...and it wasn't my fault they didn't make enough money

Anyway I picked up this little beauty...
Stag Firearms Model 2 AR15

Are you allowed 30rnds mags in NH? 10 here in NY. :huh

Nice Oshkosh!

Biggest problem I see with this approach- clearing out the inevitable auger jam. I have done it lots of times on a 6' wide blower mounted on my tractor, snow jam that is.

Body parts might be a bit more difficult..........

As big as you want....no restrictions on mag size..


LIVE FREE OR DIE!!

Can you reverse the auger? Otherwise that truck becomes a giant zombie magnet when the auger jams! Hey, is that a Led Zepplin song....When the Auger jams....

Thats it, rub it in..

Now you're just being ridiculous

i thought you would like the gun talk
you have a lot of knowledge on the subject

what worries me, is most firearms are designed to Kill humans and animals, but what if soem space aliens come in, wearing hard shells on their backs, and our current ammunition has no effect on them.

Maybe we need something completely different that can blow a hole through dragon scale armour and things

flame thrower ???