I'll give you a goddam ride report

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Day Trippin'' started by nachtflug, Jul 5, 2003.

  1. AceRph

    AceRph Retired slacker

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    Let's make Puerto Rico a state! :thumb
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  2. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    venice beach smenice beach.

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  3. fish

    fish Banned

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    Here she is in about ten years...

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  4. thwack

    thwack Long timer

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    Flug,

    I checked every one of those pictures several times and you got ripped off...the sign said it was a bikini car wash and they were not washing with their bikinis!

    I think you need to go back there (with your camera) and demand they use their bikinis to do the washing like the sign says...none of this false advertising east coast shit... :rofl

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  5. choirboy

    choirboy Yankee Racers - Founder

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    Was that a chick?











    Are you sure?
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  6. fish

    fish Banned

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    :dunno...it's a Socal thing
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  7. jclarke

    jclarke jclarke

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    Ping me the next time they hold another car wash event. I along with several hundred of my closest deprived California riding buddies wil make the 2500 miles ride just to see that up close and personnal!!!!
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  8. rapiti

    rapiti IOR Veteran

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    I've got my doubts:arg

    Is that Norcal tranny fetish thing making a comeback? Family man looking for some strange as we say in Texas?

    Did the Puerto Riquenas wash the trailer, too?:pissed
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  9. Augie

    Augie The new voice of reason

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    After a ride report like this with no formal or prior announcmet to the NE chapter. You should be shot, drawn and keelhauled.

    Nice job though :evil

    We will vote on the standing of you leadership at the next chapter meeting.
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  10. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    well augie, chapter meetings are held at my house, chaired by me, run by me, and issues voted on by me and me alone. I'm in charge here, and I knew this was a job for a man of the highest qualifications and standards.

    truth be told I almost didn't bring the camera.

    "Moroneys, more Harleys who cares, another bikini bike wash with silicone blondes, who cares"

    I was going to pick up a First Gear Summer Jacket as they usually discount on their events.

    When I saw the "washers" I was dumbstruck. I've been to two other bikini bike washes at Moroneys and both of them the line to get a wash were long and the "washers" were dumb silicone blondes.

    Yesterday the line wasn't very long and the girls were au naturel brunettes, with the exception of the girl who signed you in.

    So basically I'm trying to say that this was no planned chapter event, rather your president just out on a Saturday morning errand, and doing his best to document the event for those unlucky enough to not be there. 1000 apologies to the chapter.

    Heres miss sign in girl

    "that'll be 10 dollars would you like a 5x7 for $5."


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  11. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    ok, I'm off to get some breakfast at the Red Apple, theres usually a lot of bikes there on Sundays, I think I'll bring the camera.


    Suicide blonde is the color of her hair..

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  12. Rider

    Rider Spectacularly Correct

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    Oh, my ...
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  13. Rider

    Rider Spectacularly Correct

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    The last time I went to a bikini car wash with my bike, the poor gal was exhausted by the time she got it really clean ...


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  16. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    whats film?

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  17. Rider

    Rider Spectacularly Correct

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    Stop torturing me! :boid :pissed
    I canna take much more, Cap'n. :cry
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  18. AceRph

    AceRph Retired slacker

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    I couldn't help but notice that these two nice young ladies were kinda sweaty. They must have really worked your GS over. Did they do a good job? Did you give them a tip?

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  19. Steverino

    Steverino Arrogant Horse's Ass #1

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    The perfect set of legs, feet on one end and ass on the other! :eek2

    Hii Rogue! :rofl :evil :): :poser :ksteve



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  20. ROGUE

    ROGUE Long timer

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    :rolleyes :wave Hi Steve....

    You've got a perfect set of legs too honey.... they go all the way up and make an ass of themselves :lol2 :oscar :poser

    Nice job 'Flug :thumb
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