No Pom-Pom. We Canucks can see right through that. You'll quickly be targeted and ridiculed. What you need is a Mom-knit model with a large Pom-Pom and a effigy of a Moose, Deer or Beaver knit into the pattern. Sheesh - I'm gonna spend all my time keeping you lot out of trouble, jail or both.
Hey, this was smuggled across the border from Stanstead! It's a genuine made-in-China Canadian toque! I found a stuffed beaver dog toy at a local store. Thinkin' I may have to get one as the official mascot. Kind of sinister looking, at second glance. What's going on up there?
Bastiges are trying to wreck our economy with Chinese hats and destructive rodents, that's what. Next they'l take over the NHL!
No, you can have it. In the interest of better international harmony, of course. Ever notice that there's never been a curling strike/lockout? Guys and gals on ice with brooms and rocks! Now that's almost as good as Cricket!
I don't understand Hockey at all. From what I get, there are red lines and blue lines. Someone crosses either, and there is a good old-fashioned punch-up. This explains why many hockey players have their dental surgeons on speed dial. It used to be that the Canadians dominated the sport, as they ate lots of butter tarts and had the body mass of your average bullock, which is very convenient in a punch-up. Then the Russians and Ukrainians came in. They ate salted fat, without the sugar. Modern research shows that insulin spikes inhibit athletic stamina. So the sugar-free Russkies began to kick the snot out of the tart-eaters in the punch up, until the whole game went down the pan because no one wanted to skate for less than the budget of a small South-American nation. I'm still confused about the function of the red and blue lines.
This just in from inmate Barbsironbutt: They suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy conditions should ensure they have the following: Shovel Blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including hat and gloves 24 hours worth of food De-Icer or Rock Salt Flashlight with spare batteries Road Flares or Reflective Triangles Full gas Can First Aid Kit Booster cables I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning!
I dunno. My tongue froze to the glass, so I was a little distracted. I had to use a road flare to thaw it. I don't think the frog would have liked that.
Lest any of the riders south of the border are unfamiliar with Don "Grapes" Cherry, he is a leading figure in the Canadian fashion scene, shown here on the right: Note that the gentlemen in the pic are all but holding hands, and one is wearing something pink and double-breasted. This proves that Canadian males are extremely secure in their masculinity. They also do not travel to Alabama.
So... Is the code date on those balls May 17th or May 2017? It doesn't matter, they likely taste the same.