Scooters that suck...

Are we gonna have a thread where somebody like Flug (mabye Photog) judges pics of your scooter to determine weather your scooter doth suck?

I think you just volunteered...

I could try....
Post em here folks.

How can a scooter suck? They're so kewt, as Mrs. Rider says. :rabia

wouldn't you have to have a scooter to be the judge

DD is getting a scooter, DD is getting a scooter

Depends on what's in the cooler.

Not tellin'.

Let's see, a Ruckus in TN, from TM.
Cool background, good lighting, front quarter view. Plus you're a mod, nnose, so my first reaction was does not suck.
But upon further scrutiny, the damn thing is too clean, not even puddle splashes on the fender. It also looks like every other Ruckus-bone stock. Not even an ADV sticker.
Get it out of the pickle park, get it dirty, and resubmit with some hot bitch draped on it.

Your Scooter sucks.
Next!

Does the fact that I made an illegal entrance onto the parkway through the woods, ran full-throttle 65 mph through the twisties in a 40 zone, and had the cooler full of scotch and beer count? HUH!

This is one tough judge. I'll just sorta hide in the back here and hope my name isn't called.

John is carrying Depends in the cooler

Save us all some time. Put that scooter back on the RV, put the cooler back inside, and go watch NASCAR properly in a real recliner off the satellite.

If you need a backrest that big, your biggest adventure will be getting out of the porta-potty at the tourist center.

I tried this like a month ago and nobody came to play.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1831218

Waiting to be judged!



Gear Whore

177 Pinasco, 24G, SIP/JL pipe

Be gentle.

Sitting on an orange scooter on the steps of the police station. Either you're some sort of peace protester or the two of you are waiting around for some sort of reformist civil unions law to get passed.

Take you and your shirt back to Hawaii and learn to surf, it's faster.

Holy crap! Look at that road barricade in our driveway. Where's the flasher light for the top of it?

Oh wait, it's not a road barricade at all honey, it's a scooter. I've never seen one so spotless off the dealer floor before. Go put it back inside that outhouse its parked in front of before it gets rained on or anything else crazy happens.

Scooters are for GIRLS. Unless you're a chick, your scooter SUCKS!!

Feelin' feisty today.

Truth be told, I do harbor some lust for a Scarabeo 500. But I'm just not comfortable enough with my feminine side to get one.

I believe it has been pre-empted by Piaggio into the BV500. I got one. Neener, neener, neener!

It doesn't suck.