Awww come on Nordie, I'm sure a man with your rapier sharp witt and exceptional command of the english language can do better than that @Smallbikeslowpenis.... I'm really going to enjoy pulling onto the side of the road and taking a dump when I come over to your piece of the world
Nooo!! Dont do it, the ants will run up your turd and bite you on the arse (Aussies are like that you know)
We're not allowed to take a dump over here. No waddling off into the bushes on the side of the road if you get caught short here...
Actually some kiwi guys were pickin on ozzie fellas the other day saying that you didn't have the brains of a fly and I stuck up for ya and said that ya did. Got ya back covered mate
Just got back from your homeland tonite - a few observations For the first couple of days the place seemed to be full of beautifuls young women - after a few days all i could see were the ugly fat loud ones (any resemblance to you guys is totally intentional) Aussie seemed like a pretty multicultural place - all i saw on telly were blond shiny people All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while. Your sports programmes -channel1-3 ASL, Rugby, League all day every day. Your sports chat shows- fat old guys with mos reliving their glory days Shitloads of Utes everywhere Really surprised how much of kiwi content was on the telly( a lot!) Pretty bloody friendly people actually. A couple of questuions tho... Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal? Another one that I can't remember but I'll be back...