Hey Road Rash

Since your last report you've reached rock bottom and started to dig?

Q. "What's the difference between a duck?"









A. "Both his legs are twice the same!"

This...

...would be the perfect answer to this:

I just looked at the lame #10,000 post...............I wished I wouldn't have

Where the hell have you been?




Oh

This is easily in the top 10 funniest posts I have read on ADV. Seriously.

lingerie on a pig=LAME

Pics?

What's going on in here?

*bump*


RR....

BoinK

who let you down off your tower,,ivory or not?
don't come in here and expect to start trouble,young man!
We've all seen pictures of you in the pink suit!Raindog would be proud of you, (the FF!),, See what kind of company you keep?

Wibby!,,can I get some back-me-up here?!

Don't be messin with my earwig!

I should be out riding but it's hard to get off my front porch on this beautiful day.

(This thread still sucks)

+1

I laid around for a while and then put 125 miles on the 2fiddy.

Now it's beer time.

Slacker!!!!!
I got up this morning before that big bright thing in the sky that makes us full sized boys sweat. Gassed up the Stihl and sawed up the three apple trees that the snow knocked over in my yard. I stacked the wood then hauled six oversized trailer loads of limbs up behind the barn to the burn pile for future incineration. About then I noticed our newest calf was missing and the mom was acting wierd. I spent the next hour hiking all over the swamp looking for the little shit. I eventually found it on the wrong side of the fence behind a woodpile sleeping on a ledge next to a drop off into the creek. I reunited mom and calf so peace and harmony is now restored. After all that bullshit it was time to ride. I gave Monkeywife a choice of what we rode and she chose "Sasha" the Ural. So I lit her up and we took off and ran almost 120 miles. Holy crap that thing works your arms in the twisties. Now I'm setting on my ass in my chair enjoying an icy Mirror Pond.

Get off the fuggin porch already! It ain't dark yet....even if it was, ya got lights

coming to your next ADV gathering...
http://eugene.craigslist.org/spo/2973694231.html

You'll look great with that tied across the back of your Strom!
I have a cot that folds out to the size of my office! but it weighs 15 pounds.

leave room for firewood and beer!

who started this stupid thread,,and why?
What purpose?? Societal impact?
Mass enlightenment? Some form of co-op for cheap moto-tires?



W-5?!!!

Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.