Charlie Boorman is at it again

and my orifice doesn't belong in your signature...

That's a rat's arse you stupid old cunt!

Not only are you completely narcissistic, but it appears senility is creeping in...Or is that just natural stupidity

Awwww! No I don't

I was only ribbibing the old fart!



I hope he's ok!























Faking sincerity was never my strongpoint!

well, fuckyiz, i AM worried about molahs.
and i miss the bastard too.



i'm going to send him a PM. cos i'm the sharing and caring sincere sensitive new age kinda guy ... a regaular potz.

tick, tick, tick on all points.

mind you if a rat is a small rodent then wtf is a mouse

shmerel, a bex and a lie down is prescribed - its only a pasing phase

i would never break confifdences, you understand, but here's a PM i sent to someone whose innitials are M...L.....S.





shalom aleychem
<hr style="color: rgb(87, 87, 87);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Hi ........, or shalom, or simcha, or whatever yer real name is!

shmerel here. just thought i'd pop in to borrow a cup of sugar and say hello.

if you're surprised at receiveing my email, think how shocked i am at sending it.

i mean, over the last few months, your shenanigans have grown on me. i would feel safe in saying that all the boys at adv think much the same.

that's not to say we're going to stop laying shit on you. after all, it's just part if the adv fun, and you should continue to flip shit back.

the point is, we miss you, mate. and we're worried about you, if everything is ok.

i hope you haven't taken things too personaly, that woud be wrong. the boys here are harmless fools who mean well.

stevie's in rehab. he has no one to call a stupid old cunt, except his mother in law, Dorito (or was it Doris) who just hangs up on him these days.

and the mouse james, you wrere his only friend on adv.

ozimick is distraught that he won't be ridibg with you in April. i can explain to him that it's too close to pesach if you like. leave it to me, mate.

so, molahs, do come back, with a blast. start a thread if you like.

e-gards

gad

A completely narcissistic, senile, stupid old cunt!

I thought we'd already established that!

i would HATe to allow my mrs, and the mrs'rs for s2w and mouse, to ever get together.

do you see a sign dangling round my forehead that says I live in either melbourne or nambucca heads and am 51?

you old fogeys have no respect for us youngsters anymore.

now there is a scary thought, you and shmerel a day apart in age

gad, be careful what you wish for....

I thought this correspondence should be translated for the benefit of those of you who don't understand the Yiddish mindset and/or speak lawyer!

the stevie dilemma -the more people he calls stupid old cunts the better he feels thus reinforcing the need to call more people...

quitline.

you're a cruel man, pussy!!!!!!!!! shame on you.

just wait till act for your wife in the divorce proceedings.

I feel good!

see the cat dancing:



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Ladies and Gentlemen...Mrrrr Jaaaammmmmmeeeesss Brrrrrroooown!

Maybe you're right. I've been taking soo many steps that I must have forgot that it take guts... Or maybe it is because when adults take steps do not always required babysitting....

Have I done great trips? Sure I have, but what as it got to do with you?
I didn't go around the world to prove something to you! Do you get my drift now?

Take care...

Burt

I think that It doesn't really matter what motorbike you use or what roads you take, as long as you don't pretend to understand what you are doing and then sell it to others as if you actually did.

What the hell was this thread about originally anyway?

I'm lost

It was about the "older blokes" who after a significant hiatus watched long way round.

Because the show rekindled their interest they went out and bought heavy, poorly sprung, low clearance Adv bikes. But due to the long break and diminishment of skills since riding a lightweight Maico around the paddock even gentle gravel scared them shitless. Now watching LWR (in their later and more corpulent years) and not realising it was a "production" in the truest sense of the word thought that Charlie and Ewan were the ducks guts. They're heroes!

Now when somebody take the piss out of the dynamic duo they see it as an insult to them - "C and E have single handedly saved the Adv bike market", "they got me interested" etc etc.

Now the guys (and girls) who have continued doing this since they were little tackers generally see it as a way for C and E to have fun and make money, but not real Adv riding (whatever that is?).

And people hate the producer, and why? He is the guy there to balance the budget, meets timetables and ensure it is a marketable product, ergo, limit the fun and maximise profit.

So what was it about? A show on TV/DVD etc. And maybe that abysmal youtube clip with C insulting our intelligence, ummmmmm.

Well there you go! I didn't miss much then did I!

well said knackers. i'm impressed.

amazing what medication and a straight jacket can do.