The Never Ending Story...

... Beep, Beep!

But, since Bruce was riding the ernge bike with the butt floss and no Monkey Butt powder...

He couldn't use the n00bs leg for traction this time...

After riding over N00bs, He decided to ride to Walgreens to purchase monkey butt powder....but alas he got stuck behind a Gay pride parade...where he found Eloy, who politely inquired in an English accent..." Excuse me sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"...

... and Bruce was well prepared to join the parade with the monkey butt and banana hammock. He wanted some mustard too... so he could put it on his corndog...




After gheying it up a bit not that there's anything wrong with that, Bruce...

joined together with some of his buddies to march into battle singing this anthem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMh0VCBv0g

After which they still ...

Sang YMCA. while playing swallow the leader on their Vimos.

But the Grey Poupon was gone so fast they had to get some more. So they headed to the store but nobody had any money so someone was going to have to...

... eat a corndog

After finishing the last bite of the corn dog it took a bullet train to his colon so to defecation station headed only to find a bunch of large holes in the walls of the stall.

On the other side of the stalls walls, above the holes, were signs stating "Place corn dog here and wait patiently". There was a song playing on the restroom overhead speakers. Glory something. The holes were at varied heights to accommodate...

even a small one for SDH....

and he said, "why do these threads always wind up in the toilet?"

Then he realized Buzz was involved.

... And it all turned the corner

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But wait, there's more...

As he recited the serial number on the condom.

Wondering if there was really a warranty on it or if it was past it's expiration date. Always look on the bright side of life! Fwoooooooooot, to. Fwoooooooooot, to, to, to, to, to. And after they gave him his dollar back he realized...

That Ineptizoid Screen Door, Dirt Bike and Condom Repair can reseal and restore most anything.

So after the condom repair was finished, he jumped back on his bike and headed due west in search of...

and they all had to get funky with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHtSwocAfJU

After they enjoyed several adult beverages they went out in the streets and...