Twin Cities Area Campfire BS Thread

I humbly suggest 'marty'.

You will be among great company every time you say 'dammit marty'!

Moon motorsports has a new parts counter person. Well, she may have been there a little while, but I haven't met her before.

She's lovely and helpful and wonderful and lovely.

Maybe something classical, but easy to remember?

Like Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shönedanker kalbsfleisch mittler aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Iggy
Grommit
Zander
Beeker
Marley
Nitro
Angus
Coffee
Taboo
Bo / Beau / Beaux

Congrats on the new pound puppy!

Some of you aren't taking this dog naming seriously.

A big dumb black lab mix

Some of the best dogs ever

I'd say "Shithead" is hard to top.

Miss my guy all the time

fixified

Phantom
Sultan
Gunga
Lightning
Specter
Shadow


There. Those are awesome names.

Unsurprisingly, web pages abound with suggestions:

http://labradorsworldwide.com/labrador-retriever-information/1000-labrador-names

I'm extremely ashamed to admit that every time I meet a black lab named Toby I grin on the inside.

Does that make me a terrible person? I'd say yes.

fixt

There's probably more than a little truth in that. Add in "dumb" and you nailed it.

Tobias
Roland
Archer
Gary
Falcor
Lyle


Sent from my magical wonder brick

Ironicly, a good friend of mine had a female black lab named Whitney. Go figure.
If the dog has a hi-strung not so obedient personality you may want to limit the name to a single syllable if you are constant hollering at it..

True story:

Friend's brother had a big lab named "Blackie". An insulating contractor sent a couple guys to do some work at his place, so they came to his door, identifying themselves as such. He invited them in to look at the job, and the dog tried to follow them in. Not thinking of the one black guy outside, brother shouts out, "No! Not you, Blackie!" Said black man shows him his Shocked Face. :eek1 Brother falls all over himself apologizing and explaining, and all ended up laughing their proverbial asses off.

Jon

wow... great lists.
three rules
1. must fit dog
2. I must not sound like a fool while standing in my underwear on the front porch screaming his name
3. women must love the name, insist apon petting him when hearing it, and then feeling obligated to marry me

Steady on. Why do you want to throw all your money and motorcycles away?

Stuart
Stu,Stew,Stoo

Actually, Duke is always good