3 x KTM GO EAST

[lordmaciek]

MotoSyberia 1.0 2007 index
Start - Azerbeijan - here;)
Turkmenistan-Uzbekistan - Page 3
Uzbekistan - Tajikistan - Page 5
Kirgistan - Page 7
Kazachstan - Page 9
Mongolia - Page 12
Russia - Page 16
Road of Bones - Page 22
After Magadan - Page 32
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Mongolia again - Page 42
DVD.motosyberia.com - Page 45


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Hello!

In 2 days my friends and I are going on a motorcycle trip. We are starting from Poland and would like to get to Far East Russia – somewhere close to Alaska after 3 – 4 months.

This is the planned route:


Poland, Ukraine, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbeijan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kirgistan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Russia, Mongolia, Russia Russia Russia...

MotoSiberia team: Maciek/Mirek/Safran


We are very aggressive polish males with strong muscles and big penises.

Last year we have made together a short trip to the Carpathian Mountains: trip report on Advrider.
For 3 weeks (untill Armenia) Wojtek will join us - I have done a motorcycle trip from Poland to Cape Town with him in 2005: motoafryka.com/2005. Link to movie from this trip.

Next I will write smth about the bikes/preparations and I hope I will be able to add some reports with pics during the trip. There are some greate KTM experts on this forum we might need some help from you on the way.

maciek
http://motosyberia.com

[meat popsicle]

Originally Posted by lordmaciek

...We are very aggressive polish males with strong muscles and big penises.
...

These are common traits of the Polaks.

Signed,
a descendant of Kazimer Shuflita

[lordmaciek]

so we will be riding all KTM 640 Adv; we have baught them just 3 months ago and received a nice (for european stadards at least :/) price for 4 bikes; I m new to KTM and very excited about this bike;

before I had a Honda Transalp:



after I had a Yamaha TT600R which I really loved:




The TT was in Mongolia, Goergia and crossed Africa so I it was time to look for a new bike: thumper with good suspensions. I was thinking about Honda XR650R, suzuki DRz400, KTM LC4 sxc and KTM Lc4 Adv - after many sleepless nights choose to go for KTM Adv.

The day we have picked up the bikes was like a dream :)






Made just a few mods to it:
-high fender
-socks on front suspension
-side stand
-gps connected to 12V
-radio to communicate with other guys connected to 12V
-changed the sprockets
-add screw to change fuel mixture
-front light guard
-fuel filter

Nothing changed in the carburator/airbox - I want more the fuel economy more then the power - now at least. The bike looks very sexy :) :




This evening will try to pack the bike. I hope to manage to put everything in 3 kayak bags.

TBC

[Frgich]

Damn You crazy, lucky, bastards . Wish you great adventure, and troublefree ride during these 3/4 months, keep us posted, and take some pics

[flyingbeard]

Good Luck on your Adventure. Nice Bikes.

[gianlukx]

Buona Fortuna (Good Luck) for the adventure and congratulations for the Ktm Bikes and for the big penises

[GB]

An ambitious ride!!

Keep us posted

[overlandr]

Originally Posted by lordmaciek

The TT was in Mongolia, Goergia and crossed Africa so I it was time to look for a new bike: thumper with good suspensions. I was thinking about Honda XR650R, suzuki DRz400, KTM LC4 sxc and KTM Lc4 Adv - after many sleepless nights choose to go for KTM Adv.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/KTM-Adventure...em170330935020

SELLING YOUR KTM? EBAY?

No, No, NOOOO, Maciek!! Say it ain't so! This just WON'T do!

[lordmaciek]

Originally Posted by overlandr

SELLING YOUR KTM? EBAY?
No, No, NOOOO, Maciek!! Say it ain't so! This just WON'T do!

Unfortunatelly its tru

I cant do this adventure motorcycling anymore; I dont know why;

I will change and I have a new plan!

[Colebatch]

can you deliver to Tashkent?

[lordmaciek]

So now I want to be a ballet dancer. I want to be light and fly like a batterfly. And I like this very short white or pink dresses. Its very sexy. I have an errection.



So I have found Madamme Petrova Pestov - the best teacher and one of the greatest dencer from the former Bolshoi Ballet from Moscow.

Madamme Petrova Pestov - ballet maestro! You must respect her!


So she told me that if I sell the bike and give ger all the money she will transform me from a 99kg biker to a 33kg baller dancer.



And you know Mirek has changed too and he also wants to be a ballet dancer. But he wants to be a little girl ballet dancer. So he must sell much more. Meybe even his soul and quit smoking ofkoz. Small girls dancing in the ballet do not smoke.



And I will make a movie about this. I hope you will all quit this pointless adventure biking and follow our path to become a perfect small light and happy ballet dancer with sad eyes.

DVD out soon.

[bming1]

Maciek, what are you going to do about your large Polish penises? You'll either have to do a supertuck or do the ol' "chop chop"!! LOL

Great RR and hilarious last post, my Polish friends!

[Revolucien]

Made just a few mods to it:
-high fender
-socks on front suspension
-side stand
-gps connected to 12V
-radio to communicate with other guys connected to 12V
-changed the sprockets
-add screw to change fuel mixture
-front light guard
-fuel filter


you did'nt mention how you had to cut all the foam out of the front of the seats to make room for your gynormose members. I have the same problem and contacted KTM to make a special seat so I could still ride with out sitting on my dick, they never responded!

I cought your film on you tube a number of months ago and loved it. good luck.

[Zen Slug]

Originally Posted by lordmaciek

We are very aggressive polish males with strong muscles and big penises.

Don't forget to tuck those things into your left boot so they don't get caught up in the chain

[lordmaciek]

Hello! Thanx for all the good lucks! I promess that when we will get to Chukotka I will show You a photo of our penises;)

So just managed somehow to pack into 3 kayak bags (45L + 2x20L) ...



...except the shoes. All you guys with the big one know that if its big the feets are also big so one extra special bag for the shoes.



Tomorow.. or in fact today last day at work and my mum has prepared a gooood goodby meal: a cold delicious soup which is called "chlodnik", some delicious and a delicate meat which is called "bitki wolowe" yameee!

TBC

mac