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Old 05-12-2008, 07:58 AM   #1
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Sandals to complete your ATGATT wardrobe

Now you can be a sandal wearing hooligan and STILL be ATGATT! That heard me SANDALS!!!

It is a sandal specifically designed and engineered for bikers (actually they are for "bickers" as per the web site - maybe that's how they get around any liability issues!). The built-in features are engineered for foot protection and comfort while riding a bike.

Now if I could only find me some "bicker" safe shorts and tees I'd be all set!!!
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:58 AM   #2
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:25 AM   #3
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Please tell me that is some kind of april fools joke.
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:30 AM   #4
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I'm going to the mall tonight and ask the local Bata to order me a set
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:12 PM   #5
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Something about grinding off the three outer toes in a low-side makes me squemish.

Other than that, perfect.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:21 PM   #6
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They're marketing this to the poor bastards that live in Bangladesh. I think the top speed through that city is like 3 mph.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:02 AM   #7
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I'm going to the mall tonight and ask the local Bata to order me a set
This is a joke. Right?
"Day crew blows rain".

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Old 05-13-2008, 01:41 AM   #8
Got the knack.
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Some products are so ill-conceived they just sound like a joke.

Reminds me of the neck holsters for concealed carry guns.

Fantabulous place to aim a loaded weapon, no?
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:32 PM   #9
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Man that is nuts! I know they ride nearly barefoot now but.........?
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