An exercise in futility-a ride report (sort of)

Bueller · 05-09-2004, 05:05 PM

Once upon a time I met an airhead

oops, lets try this again...

Once upon a time I met an airhead

She was a little homely, but I figured with a little work she would be a good ride. So I paid her pimp off and purchased her. When I got done cleaning her up she was still homely, but nevertheless a good ride.

She didn't even have a good side

But remember, even a homely ride is better than no ride at all.

Anyway, there was something special about the homely little beast. She wasn't particularly good at any one thing, but she did everything kind of mediocre like, you know what I mean? She was old and experienced, her mammaries hung off to the sides, and she was even kind of crusty, but somehow she was still a fun ride.

So I rode her.

Figuring she'd had a hard life I even tried to show her some kind treatment. I took her to romantic getaways

When we arrived back home I would always tenderly tuck her in her bed at night.

But then it happened. One morning I walked out to the garage and found this:

The fucking bitch wet the bed! Once a whore, always a whore. BAD AIRHEAD

You must be punished.

Try pissing in your bed now, bitch!

It's gonna be tough to soil the floor with your innards removed, now isn't it?

I decided to send her away for some intense rehabilitation.

To be continued (later this year)...

dragoon · 05-09-2004, 05:34 PM

Sweet ride Bueller!

Gerg · 05-09-2004, 06:35 PM

Figuring each one of those Harley bags = $100 (well know, HD means Hundred Dollars), you've got quite an investment somewhere in that Garage

Nice looking Toaster

Gerg

Bueller · 05-10-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerg

Figuring each one of those Harley bags = $100 (well know, HD means Hundred Dollars), you've got quite an investment somewhere in that Garage

Nice looking Toaster

Gerg

The "investment" is in the airhead. When I have it back together I'm figuring I'll have a couple grand more in the old girl than I could possibly get back, as well as a few million hours of hard work. Perhaps after 20 or 30 more years I'll be able to get my money out of it.

The Harley bags were free. Membership has its privledges

05-09-2004, 05:05 PM	#1
Bueller ^OP Cashin? Joined: Sep 2003 Location: Hide Away Hills, Ohio Oddometer: 16,328	An exercise in futility-a ride report (sort of) Once upon a time I met an airhead oops, lets try this again... Once upon a time I met an airhead She was a little homely, but I figured with a little work she would be a good ride. So I paid her pimp off and purchased her. When I got done cleaning her up she was still homely, but nevertheless a good ride. She didn't even have a good side But remember, even a homely ride is better than no ride at all. Anyway, there was something special about the homely little beast. She wasn't particularly good at any one thing, but she did everything kind of mediocre like, you know what I mean? She was old and experienced, her mammaries hung off to the sides, and she was even kind of crusty, but somehow she was still a fun ride. So I rode her. Figuring she'd had a hard life I even tried to show her some kind treatment. I took her to romantic getaways When we arrived back home I would always tenderly tuck her in her bed at night. But then it happened. One morning I walked out to the garage and found this: The fucking bitch wet the bed! Once a whore, always a whore. BAD AIRHEAD You must be punished. Try pissing in your bed now, bitch! It's gonna be tough to soil the floor with your innards removed, now isn't it? I decided to send her away for some intense rehabilitation. To be continued (later this year)... __________________ "Bueller, you're an island of sense in a sea of bullshit" - swimmer

05-09-2004, 05:34 PM	#2
dragoon I'm the REAL Dingo Joe Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Frazeysburg, OH Oddometer: 22,843	Sweet ride Bueller! __________________ Everyone should be so lucky as to be able to ride a motorbike through the Himalayas. - Misery Goat daveology rule #143 - never ever pass up a chance to hear a band that has a stand up bass -Mutineer

05-09-2004, 06:35 PM	#3
Gerg Cupcake Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Left Coast Oddometer: 7,905	Figuring each one of those Harley bags = $100 (well know, HD means Hundred Dollars), you've got quite an investment somewhere in that Garage Nice looking Toaster Gerg __________________ Greg OFFICIAL WARPED BEER MEISTER BOOF 160, AMA, RA, MOA, HOG Live life like you stole it! Your $5 off SMUGMUG Coupon is hESgLtqESqM1Q

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