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Old 04-13-2009, 06:02 PM   #1
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Question Two Meals - True Terror (An Alaskan Ironbutt Odyssey): Liking Biking

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Elaborating on an idea that inexplicably popped into my head just this morning, I’ve decided – reflecting a propensity on this trip to typically obtain our daily nutritional requirements consuming an uninspiring combination of 'oh-dark-thirty' gas station breakfast fare, plus whatever evening sustenance happened to be convenient; coupled with the incessantly nerve wracking effort required just to remain awake traversing the endless mileage of the Canadian plains – that I shall call this report: 2 Meals – True Terror, and I will conduct the written effort under the guise of my nom-de-plume: Liking Biking. However, unlike my possibly more famous counterpart, I will not cut to the chase with a riveting factually based account of the exciting series of events as they unfolded; but rather, attempt to disguise the comparably tawdry nature of this particular story with an extensive litany of literary embellishment. For those of you aware of such things, a brief, potentially familiar biography of Liking Biking will follow shortly.

Recently having finished my epic South Africa report - if you haven't yet had the considerable pleasure, go to:
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=446291 - and enjoying the writing experience so much, I thought I'd like to do another. One problem though: no trips upcoming in the near future. So, I thought to myself: 'Phil,' I thought, 'Why not do a write up of my 2006 Arctic Circle odyssey?' Why not? well there's a crap load of AK reports out there already, that's why not - and probably done a lot better than my pathetic attempt is likely to be too. So, to give it a bit of a (hopefully) novel angle, how about this:

The trip itself was 14 days, 12,000 miles, Atlanta-Alaska and back of Ironbutt hell, but what if we'd taken 6 months instead of two weeks? What would we have seen and done differently? This is where I imagine getting some outside help. I post the day's trip report: you FF's chime in with all the best crap that we missed (pics write-ups, you name it), and at the end of the report I conclude either (a) that I'll never even consider another of these two wheeled exercises in masochism again or (b) the rest of you need to quit hanging around so much, or maybe even possibly (c) I need to quit hanging around so much

Feedback? Any interest, or am I going straight to JM in a futile attempt to defend my manhood.

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Old 04-13-2009, 06:51 PM   #2
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Sure, bring it on, we could use another Alaska report

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Old 04-13-2009, 07:08 PM   #3
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hmmm...

being a noob i'm sure if my opinion counts for much but i'd love to read it... :-P
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:09 PM   #4
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what ^^^he^^^^ said...i would LOVE to read it!
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:48 PM   #5
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Bring it. That's a great idea actually. Every Alaska RR says "you should check this out!" and well, yours in encouraging it. Cool idea. I'll be heading up there next summer, so it'll sorta work as a Cliff Notes for me too...
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:33 PM   #6
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Who cares about Alaska! I want to know what drove you to complete 12,000 miles in 2 weeks. Dude.
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:28 AM   #7
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Who cares about Alaska! I want to know what drove you to complete 12,000 miles in 2 weeks. Dude.
I guess it was a combination of (predictably) work and the sadistic mofo (Gary) who organized the whole thing. Being a seasoned Ironbutt veteran, at the time - he's all better these days - Gary's mindset was ineivitably that the extent of a person's manhood is measured by the length of his.................trip.
On the other hand, I'd only ever done one thousand mile day (barely) in my life prior to this little sojourn, but happily (naively?) consented to strappin' on the old fuel cell and hittin' the road; and give or take we did five of those suckers back-to-back in the first five days, with a high water mark (for two of us) of 1100+ miles including over 2 hours detained at the pleasure of our Canadian customs friends, discussing the ancient minutiae of our long forgotten alcoholic misdemeanors - I must say those gentlemen are very well researched. Oh how we laughed. And.....sore ass? I think I'd have felt better going fifteen rounds in solitary confinement with a rampantly homosexual Mike Tyson.
I can sense you're already jonsin' to do something similar.

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Old 04-16-2009, 05:52 PM   #8
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Who cares about Alaska! I want to know what drove you to complete 12,000 miles in 2 weeks. Dude.
HI ,, It was 11,000 miles in 14 days. Were you riding while I was sleeping....
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:57 PM   #9
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what ^^^he^^^^ said...i would LOVE to read it!

Ummm..... He is a she I believe!

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Old 04-14-2009, 06:21 PM   #10
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Ahhh.. always wondered who bought those cubes. At 4 am I would be in no mood to be organized.

After seeing your bike and the video of the Germans in the desert I was getting interested in the KTM ... are you saying that it isn't all that?
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Old 04-14-2009, 03:36 PM   #14
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