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Old 08-19-2009, 05:04 AM   #1
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:12 AM   #2
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:31 AM   #3
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:53 AM   #4
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This is going to be a deeply religious experience.

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Old 08-19-2009, 07:31 AM   #5
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:13 AM   #6
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Oh Sh%* < Here We Go

This is going to be good, I can tell by the first paragraph, GO VERMIN GO< GO CACK GO, the CACK ATTACK heads further SOUTH

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Old 08-19-2009, 05:30 PM   #7
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Vermin shudders to life as the flashing lights and blaring of an oncoming Pickup trucks horn awakens him from a deep slumber. His noble beast of burden, Cack, is set on a roiling boil, howling down the highway sounding for all the world like a nitrous burning garden tractor ridden in anger.

....

Fate (and a cast of thousands) has had a hand in the reuniting of these two beasts and Vermin feels whole again. His paranoia of a large overarching mechanism of doom destroying him is seriously diminished as he feels the force of cack coursing through his veins.

An opening I can't resist!


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Old 08-19-2009, 06:43 PM   #8
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Shit, have I been waiting for this.

And, if the opening is any indication, each one of these yarns really is better than the last.

Beer open & waiting.
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:50 PM   #9
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Old 08-19-2009, 07:50 PM   #10
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Fate (and a cast of thousands) has had a hand in the reuniting of these two beasts and Vermin feels whole again. His paranoia of a large overarching mechanism of doom destroying him is seriously diminished as he feels the force of cack coursing through his veins.
Man! I hit one of those washes on hwy 177 many years ago in the middle of the night. It didn't go as well.

Age Against the Machine, perfect, totally perfect. Looking forward to a festive journey. Did you have to bribe any cops while in Mexico?

(You know, just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.)


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Old 08-20-2009, 05:04 AM   #11
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good wordsmithing, Vermin.

I'm looking forward to reading about what I missed.

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Old 09-05-2009, 07:30 AM   #12
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I'm not a lurker anymore.

I am a rabid CACK fan.
Just felt like making that public.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:17 PM   #13
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Thread is now open.. please keep the drivel out of it.. and personal advice should be sent via PM..
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:40 PM   #14
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meanwhile





Cheapest fix number 2 (tools needed: rock and multitool)







Magic bus of comfort Plan b



Monsoon season (we have picked a time of year that is not only very hot but it is prone to having violent storms at any time)






We find a storefront that is dishing out boiled corn soup and we have a cupful and wait out a storm



Me and bigT hangin out with assorted power-rangers and stuff out of the rain




Neither of us knows what tomorrow will bring and I for one have a comfortable amount of apathy.



We go back to the room as the skies clear to a beautiful sunset. I hang out on the veranda and enjoy it while Tom gets on the internet trying to numerically justify the amperagesandvoltagesandwattagesandwhatnottages and drawages of my cockeyed scheme. He tries to debunk my bunk for a hour or so and finally falls asleep defeated knowing my idea may well work.







I stay up later and watch mexican MTV and revel in the rhinestones







I finally go to sleep contented that my bike is only "kinda" broke and Sandra Bullock might be waiting for me in her sexy JB Weld (quick set) boxer drawers behind the bathroom door just waiting for me to fall asleep soz she can attack me again.



Good night huddled masses.

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Old 09-20-2009, 04:52 PM   #15
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What - you aren't gonna provide us with a picture of that corn soup????






Tsk.

Some guys just don't know how to entertain their readers.

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