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Old 07-24-2011, 07:48 PM   #1
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Oh its great to be an Aussie

Le Tour ....

Laguna ....

Netball ......

Have at it you poor cousins, give it ya best shot
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:44 PM   #2
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Le Tour ....

Laguna ....

Netball ......

Have at it you poor cousins, give it ya best shot
Drug sport...

Whiner...

Girls sport...

Come back after the Rugby.
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Old 07-24-2011, 08:45 PM   #3
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Drug sport...

Whiner...

Girls sport...

Come back after the Rugby.
Ohh - I forgot - I'll bet you'd give it all up to rid yourself of that Ginga PM
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Old 07-24-2011, 09:07 PM   #4
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:24 PM   #5
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She's Welsh
She may be Welsh, but you're stuck with her
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Old 07-24-2011, 11:07 PM   #6
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She may be Welsh, but you're stuck with her
Now I'm really bothered Oscar, I find myself agreeing with you
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Old 09-29-2011, 02:08 AM   #7
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Other side will probably get in next time & he's a pom,born in London.
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Old 08-03-2011, 04:34 PM   #8
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Girls sport...

Come back after the Rugby.
Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:22 AM   #9
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Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -
Keiren Reid, I think.

The locals are too busy bleating about their heritage being hijacked:



I've already ordered mine

I don't think McCaw will play much at No. 8.
Your Tokoroa im[ort, Mr Cooper, is in for a torrid time, I think.
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:42 PM   #10
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I've already ordered mine
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For the sake of the children I dearly hope yours isn't a skin tight fit as per above

...mind you, ya'd still look quite a bit meaner than those poofters.

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Old 07-25-2011, 02:54 AM   #11
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You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
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Old 07-25-2011, 09:58 PM   #12
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You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
You say that like its a bad thing
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:08 AM   #13
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You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
That's not fair - I know some big dicks that are Aussie.
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Old 07-26-2011, 02:30 AM   #14
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You've all got small dicks and slow bikes...
Awww come on Nordie, I'm sure a man with your rapier sharp witt and exceptional command of the english language can do better than that

@Smallbikeslowpenis.... I'm really going to enjoy pulling onto the side of the road and taking a dump when I come over to your piece of the world
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:38 AM   #15
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@Smallbikeslowpenis.... I'm really going to enjoy pulling onto the side of the road and taking a dump when I come over to your piece of the world
Nooo!! Dont do it, the ants will run up your turd and bite you on the arse (Aussies are like that you know)
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