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Old 04-07-2005, 10:44 PM   #1
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Wicked Pure Sex, or... Renazco Strikes Again!

The faded blue and orange shar pei dog of a Renazco seat, that has served me so well... is gone.

Wave bye.



Much like a large breasted Catholic school girl, I have succumbed to the ravages of peer pressure, verbal abuse and my desire for... sex.

Renazco Racing presents...SEX!



A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do.
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!



And a cool felt lined pouch to... I'll find something to put in that soft felt lined pouch, I will.



Plenty of room for stuff and things... ah, relatively flat stuff and things.



And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor.



Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
Chris
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:48 PM   #2
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Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:54 PM   #3
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Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid

Well done, James
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:56 PM   #4
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Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid

Well done, James
You been watchin' me Radical?
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Old 04-08-2005, 11:22 AM   #5
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Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid

are you trying to provoke creepy into posting pics of that? not smart rad
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:01 PM   #6
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Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?
More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners.
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:03 PM   #7
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More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners.
Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. ... I betcha.
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:10 PM   #8
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Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. ... I betcha.
I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which.
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:16 PM   #9
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I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which.
James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow.
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:44 PM   #10
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And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor.



Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

James... I am so glad to be the recipient of your talent, technical skill and artistic eye. If you was just slightly less ugly, I'd give you a big wet one.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
Chris
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:09 AM   #11
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A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do.
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!

This all sounds really cool!
I am tired of sliding forward and I have enough trouble gettin off...I mean dismounting without falling over due to the stock height
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:20 AM   #12
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Now who do I contact about that Hit?
Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:22 AM   #13
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I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF?

































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Old 04-08-2005, 08:32 AM   #14
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I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF?
I am missing all my mirrors at present.
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:29 AM   #15
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I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF?



Hey Dag, You makin' extras? I am in the good design copycat mode.
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