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08-16-2012, 12:34 AM
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Adventurer
Joined: Nov 2010
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
Oddometer: 49
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Things Dealers tell Customers
So I broke down and purchased a new motorcycle this year (actually it was my first new vehicle purchase ever) and was thinking about stupid things I was told by the dealer.
When I got the bike I asked where the tools were: "Oh those Disney tool kits, don't need those things anymore." "If you don't like the KLR try the Verys, it's a more street oriented DUAL SPORT" "The Vstrom is good but you should really take a seat on the Ducati, it's a 100 pounds lighter - great off road bike!" Anyone else got some good lines to share? |
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08-16-2012, 02:48 AM
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Brownie
Joined: Oct 2006
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
Oddometer: 3,770
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I can only imagine which shop.....
![]() I went in once to looking for a KN filter as KN listed this shop as a dealer. I was told by the rep " this is a BMW shop".
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08-16-2012, 03:30 AM
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Studly Adventurer
Joined: Feb 2011
Location: Charles Town, West Virginia
Oddometer: 587
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This is the last year for "whatever bike your interested in".
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08-16-2012, 04:58 AM
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Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Da UP, eh! (Michigan)
Oddometer: 1,962
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Dealer - "Yeah...we've got that tube in stock, come on down"
.....30 minute drive later.... Dealer - "well, its not exactly what you asked for on the phone, but it'll stretch". ![]() I called the local KTM dealer, so see if they could mount some tires I had purchased, as I was going to be out of town on business, and would not have time. Me - "Hello....can you mount a couple of tires for me? I'll pull the wheels off the bike, and drop them by." Dealer - "Did you buy the tires from me?" Me - "Um, no I did not....I ordered them on the internet a while back when they were on sale" Dealer - "I don't want your business" I have not set foot in the local KTM dealer's shop in the 5 years since that conversation took place. Both of these are true conversations I have had...
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08-16-2012, 07:58 AM
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Adventurer
Joined: Nov 2011
Location: Hell Paso
Oddometer: 73
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Damn, that sucks. I like the dealer here, they sell and service anything, took bike in for initial service, and they actually checked it over instead of just doing an oil change. They noted a minor (so minor I didn't notice) water pump leak, they went ahead and ordered the pump, called me and said they'll have it ready as soon as the replacement pump arrived. And that's for warranty work! |
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08-16-2012, 11:23 AM
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Rectum Non Bustibus
Joined: May 2009
Location: Dearborn, MI
Oddometer: 3,642
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Like it or not, the shop usually covers the cost of opening the doors each day. It's up to sales to make a profit, and you bought over the internet instead of the dealer. Now, there are independent places who will mount your tires for a fee. I have one nearby that charges 30 bucks if you bring the wheel to them, and it's cheaper if you buy the tire there.
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08-16-2012, 11:48 AM
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Rugby whore
Joined: Jul 2010
Oddometer: 250
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08-16-2012, 11:51 AM
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Rectum Non Bustibus
Joined: May 2009
Location: Dearborn, MI
Oddometer: 3,642
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08-16-2012, 12:11 PM
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"Cool" Aid!
Joined: Feb 2005
Location: Alexandria, VA
Oddometer: 41,921
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Guy walks into a motorcycle shop asking if the shop will mount tires for him. The shop says, "Sure, but only if you buy them from us, liability concerns. Sorry sir!" Customer, "No problem, I understand." The customer leaves, finds another place willing to take his money, but is not pissed because the first shop treated him with respect. Later, the guy goes back to the shop for service, supplies or gear. Everyone is happy, and the shop makes money. ![]() See the difference? Jim
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08-16-2012, 12:29 PM
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Rectum Non Bustibus
Joined: May 2009
Location: Dearborn, MI
Oddometer: 3,642
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08-16-2012, 12:18 PM
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Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Da UP, eh! (Michigan)
Oddometer: 1,962
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I hate buying stuff at a local dealer...they never carry anything, so I have to drive down there...wait while the parts guy digs thru several catalogs looking for the part I want...then, they have to order it, and say they'll have it in a week or so, so that means a second trip to pick up the part. Why should I have to go thru all that hassle, when I can do a 5 minute search of the internet, order the part online, and 3 days later its sitting on my front step. Whether I purchased the tires at the shop or not, the point is, they had the chance to do some paying work (I did not expect them to mount the tires for free), and could have potentially earned a new customer. Business must so good that they don't need any extra work. |
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08-16-2012, 06:35 PM
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Gnarly Adventurer
Joined: Jun 2008
Location: N. GA
Oddometer: 473
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08-16-2012, 12:26 PM
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diplomatico di moto
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You have a sales department, a parts department, and a service department. The service department makes money on every tire it mounts, whether it's bought in the parts department, or carried in. Turning away carry-in tire mounting is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Oh, and I've worked in dealerships, too.
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08-18-2012, 06:59 PM
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PsyKotic Waterfowl
Joined: Mar 2004
Location: Seattle (Berkeley with rain)
Oddometer: 10,109
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Then again, if the dealer is chooses to operate that way then it is their business and their right to do so.
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11-28-2012, 04:47 PM
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Butler Maps
Joined: May 2002
Location: Colorado - Fort Collins
Oddometer: 14,580
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The whole quote about being a liability is bogus too. that's a nice way of say no. why is it then not a liability for the independent guy too? booth shops need and carry insurance.
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