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Old 12-04-2013, 03:43 PM   #1
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....IT'S ON YFF'S!!!!

REGISTRATION AND PAYMENT IS NOW OPEN!!!! IF YOU ARE AN EARLY BIRD AND REGISTER (and PAY) BEFORE JANUARY 14TH (1st payment due to MRA on the 15th) YOU WILL BE GETTING A COOL PIECE OF SCHWAG AS A WARPED VIP!!!

VIP STATUS NOW CLOSED!!
Thanks to all who sent in their money early. We're in good shape at this point to start sending out money for camping, shirts, Bewbie cups, etc!!!

BE AWARE THAT PRICES WILL GO UP AS OF MARCH 25TH AS A WAY TO GET YOU FF'S TO PONY UP AS THERE ARE ADDITIONAL CAMPGROUND/SHIRT/GLASS PAYMENTS THAT MUST BE MADE.


The TENTH Annual Western Adventure Rider Party and Endurance Drinking event is ON!!

WHAT A LONG STRANGE TRIP IT'S BEEN!!!!!!

APRIL 25th, 26th, 27th 2014


Once again Mountain & River Adventures is hosting this event.



15775 Sierra Way
Kernville, CA 93238


MRA's web site is here: http://www.mtnriver.com/

This year we will again reserve the entire upper campground for Friday and Saturday nights.

There are also 6 sites reserved for Thursday night. Thursday night options are limited, so sign up early!



CLICK HERE TO REGISTER/PAY AND ORDER SCHWAG!!!



Camping: $20 per night. MRA raised their prices but we got a 20% discount...FWIW....... If this seems high, remember...flush toilets, showers and BEER INCLUDED...Duh!! Go price a state campground/KOA.....and then ask for BEER INCLUDED


Saturday Night Dinner: $25 I have made it an option. If not enough people register for Saturday Dinner we will have to cancel dinner and pay to use the amphitheater. I will then have to pass that cost onto the group. I have personally enjoyed all the dinners and like the big community get together/camaraderie it brings. Some of the best WARPED stories are heard (and told) at the Saturday Dinner....

These costs are per person.



Shirts & Beer Mugs can be ordered on the second page of registration (color & design to be determined)

• SS Shirts thru XL = $18.00 and $20.00 for XXL or XXXL
• Long Sleeve thru XL = $21 and $24 for the XXL or XXXL
• Ladies SS Tees thru XL = @19.00 and $21.00 for the XXL or XXXL
• Ladies LS Tees thru XL = @22.00 and $24.00 for the XXL or XXXL
. Hoodies for $29.00 (S-XL) & $32 for (XXL - XXXL)
• Unbreakable silicone pint glasses = $10

The glasses are thick food grade unbreakable silicone (known affectionately as Bewbie Cups..) and come to us via inmate Traveltoad. Keeps beer cold and your morning coffee hot....(rinse 1st) You CAN hold the cup when hot as it doesn't transfer the heat! Answers the question "which cup to bring?". Buy more than one as you will have friends covet them.... They make GREAT Birthday/Christmas gifts to your riding Companeros....!!!!!

Here's the TRIFECTA of the current series...






Logo Art:

Put together by our own Scorpion!!! For those of you who don't know he's the graphic designer/artist who has done several years of AWESOME WARPED graphics



This will be appearing on all shirts and mugs.
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Old 12-04-2013, 03:44 PM   #2
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CAMPING

Tent spots are mostly first come first served. We can usually put 3-5 tents in each site.

SITE 15 is RESERVED FOR THE HDIC AND HIS MINIONS...


SITE 17 is RESERVED FOR GERG, WARPED BEIR MEISTER

If you're really loud and obnoxious, please feel free to pitch your tent next to his trailer.....



Those with RV's, toy haulers, etc. let us know what you are bringing so we can coordinate spots for ease of entrance and exit.

RV Note: There are a VERY FEW LIMITED places we can put them, 4-5 sites tops. If you've been there you know what I mean. Because of the limited availability they will be on a first come first parked basis unless previously discussed with the HDIC. Any trailer over 25' is almost impossible to park!!!!! If you think you can get into a space and it's full of tents it'll be up to you to ask them to move (good luck with that). If you're RVing you pays your money and takes your chances. Usually by Friday at noon they are taken. Plan accordingly by asking your scout to stake a claim if you're going to be late. Remember, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN for finding a place if the prime spots are taken. You BETTER be an ACE at backing......

The Campground. We will be giving up 31, 32 and 33

There will be 6 sites reserved for Thursday, April 24th for us Early Birds.

(Psssst- Don't tell anyone about the SUPER SECRET Thursday night party....nor the SUPER SECRET Friday AM hangovers.....)



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http://www.mtnriver.com/documents/CampgroundMap.pdf
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:11 PM   #3
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CAMPING

Tent spots are mostly first come first served. We can usually put 3-5 tents in each site.

SITE 15 is RESERVED FOR THE HDIC AND HIS MINIONS...


SITE 17 is RESERVED FOR GERG, WARPED BEIR MEISTER

If you're really loud and obnoxious, please feel free to pitch your tent next to his trailer.....


Let me get this out here NOW...

First: The loud and obnoxious part... hell, I'm right next to you! Can it get any worse? And there is room for tents in the spot. The truck will most likely be parked somewhere else to make some room, but the trailer is 37' long and the spot is about 45' long... do the math...

Second: Accommodations in the trailer (condo) are for ONE. Don't ASK to sleep on the floor/garage/couch. If I offer that's different... and if you're female, it's entirely different

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Yes, I can be a prick... but I do serve coffee in the mornings... and sometimes with muffins or sweet rolls...
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Old 04-02-2014, 04:59 AM   #4
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Let me get this out here NOW...

First: The loud and obnoxious part... hell, I'm right next to you! Can it get any worse? And there is room for tents in the spot. The truck will most likely be parked somewhere else to make some room, but the trailer is 37' long and the spot is about 45' long... do the math...

Second: Accommodations in the trailer (condo) are for ONE. Don't ASK to sleep on the floor/garage/couch.

What if we just pass out there??




If I offer that's different... and if you're female, (or a fur hat...) it's entirely different

Sexist pig....



Gerg

Yes, I can be a prick... but I do serve coffee in the mornings... and sometimes with muffins or sweet rolls...

It's true, you have mellowed.....


Mornin' Peeps...

Heading to Orygun in about 10". Might be a bit slow responding to PM's. Fear not, I will respond...eventually...





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Old 04-02-2014, 06:09 AM   #5
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Yes, I can be a prick... but I do serve coffee in the mornings... and sometimes with muffins or sweet rolls...
What, NO cupcakes

RIDE ON!
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Old 04-02-2014, 06:31 AM   #6
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What, NO cupcakes

RIDE ON!
No, muffins... but I think there MIGHT be some brownies offered up by another AdvRider

On another note...
The weather dumped some light snow up high. A little more last night than Tuesday night however we're expecting temps in the low 80's early next week. Should make for some water in the smaller crossings and moisture on the trails but very little snow to deal with.

I'll be going up to Kernville next week and I'll report back.

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Old 04-02-2014, 08:28 AM   #7
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No, muffins... but I think there MIGHT be some brownies offered up by another AdvRider


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Old 04-02-2014, 10:17 AM   #8
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No, muffins... but I think there MIGHT be some brownies offered up by another ADV chick.
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Old 04-02-2014, 11:13 AM   #9
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No, muffins... but I think there MIGHT be some brownies offered up by another AdvRider

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Old 04-02-2014, 09:51 AM   #10
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Yes, I can be a prick... but I do serve coffee in the mornings... and sometimes with muffins or sweet rolls...
..and therein lies your one remaining, TRUE, socially redeeming quality. I, on the other hand, have NONE left , and so will be more than happy to drink a little coffee with you outside your frikkin' trailer.
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SCHWAG

We are hoping to get some great schwag again for this year's raffle. Last year’s raffle was great and we’d like this year’s to be even better!! We'd prefer stuff that is not bike-specific. Gift certificates, clothing, etc. are all good. If you know a Vendor here on ADV or in the real world and can get us an "in" or get them to donate something that would be awesome.

If you're able to donate SCHWAG to the cause please PM me here and put "SCHWAG" in the subject line so all donations will get the proper recognition they deserve.

GRAND PRIZE! Donated by our own PCVANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My shop, MASTERS PAINT & BODY will offer for the raffle a $1000 value gift certificate for paint & body work.
MASTERS PAINT & BODY
730 S. BRIDGE STREET
VISALIA, CALIFORNIA
93277"

This gift certificate can be used toward paint and body work on any vehicle. Most motorbikes can be painted for the face value of this certificate, however a written estimate will be needed based on actual work requested by the redeemer. One thousand dollars will be deducted from that estimate. If the estimate is less than $1000, the work will be performed at no cost to the redeemer. This certificate has no cash value and can only be used for paint and body repairs.
Questions? Call Perry @ 559-740-2446

DONATED BY OUR OWN Dyvking!!!
Camp shower kit from Seattle Sports. Solar shower with an included camp towel. (Apparently he decided to not shower on his upcoming trip....)

SECRET DONOR
Three GERBER multi-tools..."Bear Gryliss" special. Urinals not included....

DONATED BY OUR OWN SUEOHAWK AND KEVIN O
2- Spankin' new Camelback Mules, some other CamelBack Hydration packs, an All Clear water purifier and some Elixr (electrolyte replacement...important after a long, WARPED night....

DONATED BY OUR OWN MXBundy!!

A certificate for a SEAT CONCEPTS seat cover to keep your Monkey Butt at Bay!!!!!



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LAST day to order shirts/cups is April 11th....



THE "IN" CROWD... ....AND, Being WARPED X HDIC and in the tradition of Bluto (Animal House...) I shall give you each your super secret name to be uttered only in the hallowed womb of WARPED....


1- Yeti GS (aka "Shyster") PAID-VIP
2- RamJet (aka "DeNoober") PAID-VIP
3- CA Stu (aka "Corn Hole") PAID-VIP
4- Gerg (aka "Beir Meister") PAID-VIP
5- VFR (aka "Ground cloth") PAID-VIP
6- DSM8 (aka "Cliff Clayburn") PAID-VIP
7- Backoutonthehighway (aka "Ceegar") PAID-VIP
8- KLRrob (aka "Milk Crate") PAID-VIP
9- DzrtRacin (aka "Dirt Sandwich") PAID-VIP
10- Sopascat (aka "Brownie Angel") PAID-VIP
11- Bitwrench (aka "Hooters") PAID
12- 1224R (aka "Matchstick") PAID-VIP
13- iifke (aka "Whiskey puke") PAID-VIP
14- Shooby (aka "Beer Goggles") PAID-VIP
15- Shunka (aka "Barley King") PAID-VIP
16- FZcruzer (aka "Sleepless") PAID-VIP
17- Farrington300 (aka "Husky") PAID-VIP
18- RAZR (aka "Cream rinse"). PAID-VIP
19- Bdarling (aka "Rockstar") PAID-VIP
20- pcvance (aka "Semi-Colon") PAID-VIP
21- JStory (aka "Six Pac") PAID-VIP
22- CStory (aka "MsTolerance") PAID-VIP
23- fletch123 (aka "Tequila Blow") MIA
24- Scottmac (aka "Stitched") PAID-VIP
25- dantroop (aka "DVNoob loser") PAID-VIP
26- WayOutThere (aka "FrogBoy" ) PAID
27- jwoltz (aka "Fresno") PAID
28- lonestar2112 (aka "Bannable") PAID
29- Stoke (aka "Whine cooler") PAID-VIP
30- Bonerov (aka "Snowman") PAID-VIP
31- Mike54 (aka "The Older Mike") PAID
32- Ben Carufel. (aka "Nappy-G") PAID!!!
33- SQ Beemer (aka "Spleef") PAID
34- Dragon M (aka "Manimal") PAID-VIP
35- Number8teen (aka "Shake Weight") PAID-VIP
36- SFcootz (aka "Newspaper Dispenser) PAID-VIP
37- MojaveSidecar (aka "Tamale Exhaust") PAID
38- Sueohawk (aka "Buffalo Love") PAID-VIP
39- KevinO (aka "Fab Man") PAID-VIP
40- Ben99r1 OUT
41- AdakTriumph (aka "Swabie"). PAID-VIP
42- Conestogaman (aka "Meister Brau") PAID-VIP
43- MasterGardener (aka "Hops") PAID-VIP
44- sarathmenon (aka "Kathmandon't") PAID-VIP
45- FiveOJester (aka "Monti-Bane") PAID
46- longtallsally (aka "Foghorn") PAID-VIP
47- MsBianca (aka "Her Hotness") PAID-VIP
48- 805Gregg (aka "StromMan") PAID
49- rediRrakaD (aka "Knoxville") PAID-VIP
50- MaddBrit (aka "Limey Bastidge") PAID-VIP
51- RoadMinge (aka "Cat Fur") PAID-VIP
52- Dyvking (aka "Old Phart") PAID-VIP Dinner/Cup's on Me!!!!
53- 4critter (aka "Weaverville" ) PAID-VIP
54- Afry (aka "Dirt Pimp") PAID-VIP
55- icam427 (aka "RT") PAID-VIP
56- dunerat x 2 (aka "WTF!?") PAID-VIP
58- rampart (aka "Uber n00b") PAID-VIP
59- corndog...Will be riding in with Ca Stu...
59- rider914 (aka "Sub-Frame") PAID
60- highermath (aka "Quantum") PAID
61- SocalRob (aka "7th Gear" ) PAID
62- Californiaborn (aka "Rob-Spawn") PAID
63- Computerless (aka "Bud Man") PAID
64- Myers79 (aka "Ghost n00b" ) PAID
65- Celtman (aka "Tigger") PAID
66- 666 (aka "Evil Rooskie") PAID Note excellent timing of placement....
67- Stonewall (aka "BMF") PAID
68- BMWKev x 4 (aka "Mystery Meat") PAID
72- JPaccassi (aka "Photog") PAID
73- GreeNug (aka "YellowSnow") PAID
74- Montibank (aka "Deprivation") PAID
75- Piedralone (aka "BRP Ho") PAID
76- theredrocket 23 (aka "BunnyChaser") PAID
77- Aussie_Gringo Donde esta tu Dinero??
78- loner.....NOT PAID
80- ItsaTDM- (aka "Yoda") PAID
81- Spuds- (aka "ScooterBitch" ) PAID
82- Pierce- (aka "KermitAssasin") PAID
83- Happytrailsinc- (aka "Baggage") PAID
84- Ownst1100- (aka "BluesTraveler") PIAD
85- Condor-machinist- (aka "Hombre Sucio") PAID
86- Thebrosman x 2- (aka "BroLove") PAID
88- Storm Rider- (aka "Injunear") PAID
89- jjclrk- (aka "NoPost") PAID
90- kimboy- (aka "SnowPlow") PAID
91- ThumperX- (aka "FeralPet") PAID
92- Sito- (aka "SandWash") PAID
93- Pahana- (aka "FryMeat") PAID
94- tag3- (aka "LooseStool") PAID
95- DaFoole- (aka "FatBastard").....Suckin on the WARPED tit!!!
96- Vermon- (aka "RecluseSex") PAID
97- NSFW- (aka "Tourista") PAID
98- FYYFF- (aka "ScarPucks") PAID
99- M1Jeep- (aka "BajaHo") PAID
100- rruugger- (aka "OldTaco" ) PAID



PRICES did go UP as of March 25th. You WERE warned!!


BTW, there are NO refunds on last minute cancellations. The money will have been spent for the campground, beer, etc. This is harsh but the real world. Any refunds would come out of my pocket....so it ain't gonna happen.

Life is hard.....


Hugs...HDIC



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Old 12-13-2013, 10:18 AM   #13
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10- Sopascat (aka "Brownie Angel")
As much as I love Brownie Angel, I will always know her as "Turn Signal."

Is your top case still busted from the last time you tried to keep the brownies from us?

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As much as I love Brownie Angel, I will always know her as "Turn Signal."

Is your top case still busted from the last time you tried to keep the brownies from us?

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Nah, just replaced the locks on the cases ....

those damn things are tough, I've given them quite a beating


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Nah, just replaced the locks on the cases ....

those damn things are tough, I've given them quite a beating



I'll just have to pick the new lock if try to withhold the brownies from us again.
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