The Porn Rulz

Baldy · 12-01-2002, 10:14 PM

Grown men weeping, wailing, gnashing their teeth, sending flame mail to Baldy....

Terrorism? Security? Computer crashes? No. Penelope Cruz. Anna Kournikova. Thoroughly digusting images of....you don't even want to know what some people have posted here.

Some ADVriders want nudie pics — and passionately. Some leave ADVrider in disgust because of them and never return, flaming me on the way out. It's the hottest recurring theme on the board.

ADVrider is incredibly open to free speech and has but one strictly enforced rule: no porn, no nudity. If she's topless, fuhgeddaboudit.

Q: But...but...but...Baldy! Hello?! Why?!
A: (1) Porn gets expensive fast; (2) Half our members want the site safe for surfing at work or among their families; (3) We learned in a hurry that any wiggle room in the nudity rulz meant incredibly foul and sometimes illegal pics appeared.

Q: Be specific. What's porn? A thin T-shirt? A camel toe?
A: Nudity. If it's see-thru enough, it's gone.

Q: Okay, fine, you old prude. So the worst that can happen is my post gets deleted if you find it?
B: Life's too short for me to spend it as the porn police, so the easiest thing for me to do is flip a bit so you can't access Jo Momma or the other forums.

Now go post incredibly erotic pics of naked bikes so we can all lust after them.

RubberDown · 12-02-2002, 07:13 AM

Got any topless pics of that babe you can post?

Eric
'01 R1150GS

Road Dog · 12-02-2002, 10:13 AM

this summer I had to do some serious dancing at a client's office to save the job of an employee. He has a permanent assignment in this company's facility to maintain a piece of equipment. He has a company owned laptop and we maintain an Intranet site to share info company wide. This yahoo however spends slack time surfing the net. He wound up receiving some stuff in his mail and opened it. The photos were explicit stuff and unbeknownst to him the shift supervisor was looking for him and picked that moment to show up behind him.

I think it is important to be able to trust the sites you visit not to surprise you. So way to go Baldy

danbrew · 09-06-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Road Dog

this summer I had to do some serious dancing at a client's office to save the job of an employee. He has a permanent assignment in this company's facility to maintain a piece of equipment. He has a company owned laptop and we maintain an Intranet site to share info company wide. This yahoo however spends slack time surfing the net. He wound up receiving some stuff in his mail and opened it. The photos were explicit stuff and unbeknownst to him the shift supervisor was looking for him and picked that moment to show up behind him.

And you fell for that?

Rod · 12-02-2002, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Road Dog
this summer I had to do some serious dancing at a client's office to save the job of an employee. He has a permanent assignment in this company's facility to maintain a piece of equipment. He has a company owned laptop and we maintain an Intranet site to share info company wide. This yahoo however spends slack time surfing the net. He wound up receiving some stuff in his mail and opened it. The photos were explicit stuff and unbeknownst to him the shift supervisor was looking for him and picked that moment to show up behind him.

I think it is important to be able to trust the sites you visit not to surprise you. So way to go Baldy

Ditto, Baldy, I agree...I have been a poster of such stuff (late at night and slightly drunk):): but I agree and will stick to the rules from here on

irisep · 12-02-2002, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Road Dog

Quote:

This yahoo however spends slack time surfing the net. He wound up receiving some stuff in his mail and opened it. The photos were explicit stuff and unbeknownst to him the shift supervisor was looking for him and picked that moment to show up behind him.
I think it is important to be able to trust the sites you visit not to surprise you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Would his supervisor have been less displeased if the employee were stealing company time ogling women with their nipples covered, like the one posted by Baldy (above)?

Marc · 12-02-2002, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by irisep
Originally Posted by Road DogWould his supervisor have been less displeased if the employee were stealing company time ogling women with their nipples covered, like the one posted by Baldy (above)?

Interesting. I work in the tech segment and have had to deal with this issue both from an employee and a management standpoint. The truth of the matter is that frequently, the requirements of the job force employees to work hours far in excess of that holy grail; the forty hour work. That said, management realizes that employees will visit various web sites and conduct occasional personal activities from time-to-time during the course of the work day. It is when the individual productivity level starts to become impacted due to abuse of this implied consent that trouble arises. Exactly where the line is is a judgement call for a reasonable person. This is just one of the many roles of a good manager.

Certain companies prefer to take the lazy way out and forbid any and all non-business related internet access (or personal phone calls, etc.). However, this is a short-sighted approach - the reality is that the large majority of employees will achieve a balance, while a small minority will abuse the privilege. No tolerance rules fly in the face of common sense and good judgement, and eventually will drive otherwise good employees into the arms of other companies...perhaps even the competition.

The bottom line - it's all about judgement and common sense. The good supervisor would know how productive the individual employee is, how many hours he/she puts in (including on-call time), and makes the appropriate call. The bad supervisor? She's unfamiliar with what the hell's going on and overwhelmed by events and responds with knee-jerk reaction (much like our liberal friends) to situations without thinking.

Marc

Gerg · 12-02-2002, 07:31 PM

Damn, Got all excited over nothing... I thought you ment "Porn Rules" as in GSes Rule... You ment regulations

Back to Alt.pictures.nekkid weemen :

Gerg

Marc · 12-02-2002, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerg
...Back to Alt.pictures.nekkid weemen

Uh, don't you mean alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gerg.bareback???

Gerg · 12-02-2002, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc
Uh, don't you mean alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gerg.bareback???

You trying to give these guys NIGHTMARES

And for your information, my back isn't bare... I wear a complete gorilla suit, thank you

Gerg with TMI

koolkat · 12-02-2002, 09:03 PM

Sorright!
I can live with that ... or perhaps that should read 'without it' ?

fish · 12-02-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marc
Uh, don't you mean alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gerg.bareback???

Uh, don't you mean alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.d uct-tape?

Gerg · 12-02-2002, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fish
Uh, don't you mean alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.d uct-tape?

Li'l bastards explode without the duct tape... makes 'em no good for the Python.

gerg

Rider · 12-03-2002, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerg
Li'l bastards explode without the duct tape...

Man, I hate when that happens ...

nachtflug · 12-18-2002, 06:41 PM

Oooh yeah, drop down baby
Let daddy see, yeah
Drop down, my lady
Just dream of me
Well, my mama allow me
I fool 'round all night long
Well, I may look like I'm crazy
I sure know right from wrong

See me comin', throw your man outdoor
Ain't no stranger, done been this way before
See me comin' mama, a-throw your man outdoor
I ain't no stranger, I've been this way before

Put on your nightshirt and your mornin' gown
You know by night, I'm gonna shake 'em on down
Put on your nightshirt, yeah
Mama, and your mornin' gown
Well you know, by night I'm sure gonna shake 'em on down
Shake it, shake it

Oooh, your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, yeah
I declare you're sweet and nice like your custard pie
When you cut it, mama, mama, please save me a slice

Oh, I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie
I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie
I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie
I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie

Drop down, drop down, drop down, drop down
Drop down, a-hey
Drop down, drop down

I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie
I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie

12-01-2002, 10:14 PM	#1
Baldy ^OP Site Owner Joined: Jun 2001 Location: Silicon Valley, CA Oddometer: 8,893	The Porn Rulz Grown men weeping, wailing, gnashing their teeth, sending flame mail to Baldy.... Terrorism? Security? Computer crashes? No. Penelope Cruz. Anna Kournikova. Thoroughly digusting images of....you don't even want to know what some people have posted here. Some ADVriders want nudie pics — and passionately. Some leave ADVrider in disgust because of them and never return, flaming me on the way out. It's the hottest recurring theme on the board. ADVrider is incredibly open to free speech and has but one strictly enforced rule: no porn, no nudity. If she's topless, fuhgeddaboudit. Q: But...but...but...Baldy! Hello?! Why?! A: (1) Porn gets expensive fast; (2) Half our members want the site safe for surfing at work or among their families; (3) We learned in a hurry that any wiggle room in the nudity rulz meant incredibly foul and sometimes illegal pics appeared. Q: Be specific. What's porn? A thin T-shirt? A camel toe? A: Nudity. If it's see-thru enough, it's gone. Q: Okay, fine, you old prude. So the worst that can happen is my post gets deleted if you find it? B: Life's too short for me to spend it as the porn police, so the easiest thing for me to do is flip a bit so you can't access Jo Momma or the other forums. Now go post incredibly erotic pics of naked bikes so we can all lust after them. __________________ Home page photos

12-02-2002, 10:13 AM	#3
Road Dog Tough Adventure Wanderer Joined: Sep 2001 Location: St Petersburg, FL USA Oddometer: 194	The rule makes sense this summer I had to do some serious dancing at a client's office to save the job of an employee. He has a permanent assignment in this company's facility to maintain a piece of equipment. He has a company owned laptop and we maintain an Intranet site to share info company wide. This yahoo however spends slack time surfing the net. He wound up receiving some stuff in his mail and opened it. The photos were explicit stuff and unbeknownst to him the shift supervisor was looking for him and picked that moment to show up behind him. I think it is important to be able to trust the sites you visit not to surprise you. So way to go Baldy __________________ Road Dog St Petersburg, FL

12-02-2002, 09:03 PM	#11
koolkat Travelling Old Fart Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia Oddometer: 515	Sorright! I can live with that ... or perhaps that should read 'without it' ? __________________ Every day is a good day to ride ... some are simply better than others. Ride is the reason - destination the excuse. silver 02 R1150RT with AeroFX trailer Ulysses #17155

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12-02-2002, 07:13 AM	#2
RubberDown Beastly Adventurer Joined: Oct 2002 Oddometer: 2,302	Got any topless pics of that babe you can post? Eric '01 R1150GS

12-02-2002, 07:31 PM	#8
Gerg Cupcake Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Left Coast Oddometer: 7,905	Damn, Got all excited over nothing... I thought you ment "Porn Rules" as in GSes Rule... You ment regulations Back to Alt.pictures.nekkid weemen : Gerg

12-18-2002, 06:41 PM	#15
nachtflug infidel Joined: Jan 2002 Location: New York Oddometer: 42,855	Oooh yeah, drop down baby Let daddy see, yeah Drop down, my lady Just dream of me Well, my mama allow me I fool 'round all night long Well, I may look like I'm crazy I sure know right from wrong See me comin', throw your man outdoor Ain't no stranger, done been this way before See me comin' mama, a-throw your man outdoor I ain't no stranger, I've been this way before Put on your nightshirt and your mornin' gown You know by night, I'm gonna shake 'em on down Put on your nightshirt, yeah Mama, and your mornin' gown Well you know, by night I'm sure gonna shake 'em on down Shake it, shake it Oooh, your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice When you cut it, mama, save me a slice Your custard pie, yeah I declare you're sweet and nice like your custard pie When you cut it, mama, mama, please save me a slice Oh, I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie Drop down, drop down, drop down, drop down Drop down, a-hey Drop down, drop down I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie I'm chewin' a piece of your custard pie