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Old 11-27-2009, 05:33 PM   #46
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If somebody named Tiger has a chauffeur, do they look like this?

Toonces!

Knew that cat was nothing but trouble.
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:41 PM   #47
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Maybe he's hooked on something.
Well I did tell you guys it was roid rage ....
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:57 PM   #48
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I guess he just wanted to putter around the neighborhood for a while.
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:58 PM   #49
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Goodness. I hope he's OK.

Under 33mph, says FHP, because the airbags didn't deploy. But you can do a lot of damage at 30mph if you're not belted.

Tiger's an early riser. What's he doing driving around at 2AM? No alcohol, per FHP.

The National Enquirer has a story that Woods has had an affair. Hard to believe, and of course it's a tabloid, but it makes you wonder if there's a connection.

I heard he is a muslim and a socialist also.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:10 PM   #50
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If somebody named Tiger has a chauffeur, do they look like this?

Ha, ha...I loved Toonces!! We need to start an old SNL stuff thread. There was some seriously funny stuff back in the day.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:10 PM   #51
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:13 PM   #52
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If in fact they did have a fight, the accident might well have changed their feelings. She broke out the rear window with a golf club to get him out and was tending to him when the services arrived.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:17 PM   #53
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I'm glad that when I have an emotional faux pas it doesn't make national news.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:39 PM   #54
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I wish Tiger no harm and not to be snarky, but IIRC, he's paid BIG $$$ to flog Buick, right? WTF is he doing in an Escalade? That's like Michael Schumacher driving a Porsche....

2 AM, man's a night owl.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:44 PM   #55
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2 AM, man's a night owl.
Yeah, except he's not. He likes to play early, early in the day. His routine, even when not in a tournament, starts early.

scfrank, I agree. I was thinking... if you or I were to storm out and go to a motel for the night, no-one would notice. With him, there's a chance of a call to the National Enquirer.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:50 PM   #56
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He hit a rough spot.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:51 PM   #57
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I heard he is a muslim and a socialist also.
Just his black half.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:58 PM   #58
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He's lost his grip.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:17 PM   #59
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If in fact they did have a fight, the accident might well have changed their feelings. She broke out the rear window with a golf club to get him out and was tending to him when the services arrived.
That's what she is saying ... now.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:22 PM   #60
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No question, this guy is one of the best ever, but it kills me that our culture gloats over athletes and Hollywood types. Were they giving us station break updates on national TV when Stephen Hawking nearly died last year? Not hardly. Fer' Christ sake, this guy makes more money than God. If he never played another game of golf, he'd be hard pressed to spend all of his money, even burning it to heat his house. Glad he apparently isn't hurt. It's just the whole media frenzy-hero worship thing that gets me.
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