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Old 12-09-2010, 04:03 PM   #181
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If I am correct (and I most always am), the actual processor in our Motronics is not addressable leaving you with either replacing the processor with one that is addressable (and authoring and installing maps, a daunting task) or, telling the existing Motronic processor lies in order to get improved performance (drivability) or messing with the FI pulse width signals coming from the Motronic.

It appears that you are going to lie to the Motronic, yes?
I tell it what it wants to hear, and it does what I want it to do.

I made that Motronic my bitch.



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Old 12-09-2010, 04:20 PM   #182
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I tell it what it wants to hear, and it does what I want it to do.

I made that Motronic my bitch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahah

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Old 12-09-2010, 04:30 PM   #183
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I tell it what it wants to hear, and it does what I want it to do.

I made that Motronic my bitch.


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Old 12-09-2010, 05:57 PM   #184
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The key word here is "BAIL"...

Can you get your mom to post bail...

So, is this a Jim/Jen infomercial or are we talking hardware and shit?
(CEII reference)

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I can see it now. "Hi sweetheart, can you come and get your dad and I out of jail?"


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Old 12-09-2010, 06:29 PM   #185
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Hey, he said infomercial.

And just so you know, we did come up with some marketing doublespeak to compete with all the rest and to impress those who just have to have the latest in marketing glitz.

Like this gem…
"Of course we considered the tired and true Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator, but the quantum entanglement problems, not to mention that the sub-quantum strings themselves were loaded with uncertainty, and we needed absolute known quantities of certainty because all these super strings kept getting tied in knots. This forced us to innovate, develop and refine our very own technology."

We laughed ourselves silly.

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Old 12-09-2010, 06:48 PM   #186
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But the dip in the powerband from 4000 to 5000 rpm is still there. According to the various motorcycle mags I've read.
It is DEFINITELY there on mine.
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Old 12-09-2010, 06:52 PM   #187
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So, this is on it's way to the basement?
I guess I should be expected to read all the fine print.

Funny part is I don't care if that big POS starts or runs when I do finally get home.
Every time I hit the starter the damn thing fires. WFT?
It still wheelies, jumps and slides.
Maybe I'll get time between earthquakes to check the valve clearnaces, since we all know how critical that is.
I'm pretty sure the gallon of oil I got from that guy with the bucket of flowers at the offramp is good for another 12,000 miles. I am not real good with languages but I think the point of all his hand waving was the bucket of oil he handed me was synthetic, and good for 50,000km. He was wearing a 7-11 hat so I'm pretty sure he was an expert.
I didn't have any change so I gave him some season tickets to the Seahawks as a tip.
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Hey, he said infomercial.

And just so you know, we did come up with some marketing doublespeak to compete with all the rest and to impress those who just have to have the latest in marketing glitz.

Like this gem…
"Of course we considered the tired and true Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator, but the quantum entanglement problems, not to mention that the sub-quantum strings themselves were loaded with uncertainty, and we needed absolute known quantities of certainty because all these super strings kept getting tied in knots. This forced us to innovate, develop and refine our very own technology."

We laughed ourselves silly.

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Old 12-09-2010, 08:03 PM   #188
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So, is this a Jim/Jen infomercial or are we talking hardware and shit?

Heh heh, dude! It's real, JJ was just messing around. I was telling him I didn't want the thread to sound like an infomercial.

I'll be over and you can see for yourself.



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Old 12-09-2010, 09:05 PM   #189
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What we're dealing with here is very real.
Poolside and I have been fussing with this approach for so long now that we have bounced marketing silliness back and forth just to keep us in a great frame of reference. Sometimes after dealing with all of the minutia, it can get 'complicated' and so we like to let the mental muscles have a fun time for a while.

But the products are going to be amazing.

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Old 12-10-2010, 06:42 AM   #190
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Cool, I'm home the 18th.
We can burn something on the grill.

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Heh heh, dude! It's real, JJ was just messing around. I was telling him I didn't want the thread to sound like an infomercial.

I'll be over and you can see for yourself.


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Old 12-10-2010, 12:41 PM   #191
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I tell it what it wants to hear, and it does what I want it to do.

I made that Motronic my bitch.


So, yer gonna lie to it.

Are there addressable processors available for this application?
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:05 PM   #192
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So, yer gonna lie to it.
Quoting the late Frank Zappa; "would I lie to you just to get in your pants?"
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:58 PM   #193
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Quoting the late Frank Zappa; "would I lie to you just to get in your pants?"
You mean, my Motronic has pants and a whatchamacallit?

Wow!
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:07 PM   #194
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You mean, my Motronic has pants and a whatchamacallit?

Wow!
I hear from reliable sources the whatamacallit is called a HOO HAA. At least by the Bad Girls........when one got waxed.......
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Old 12-10-2010, 03:24 PM   #195
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You mean, my Motronic has pants and a whatchamacallit?

Wow!
I'll never tell but "these girls wouldn't let just anyone s___w on their private parts"
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