|07-18-2011, 04:44 PM||#1|
Joined: Sep 2007
Location: way over yonder in the minor key
BulletProof Vs. Bloodweiser
Going to let you guys in on probably the best idea I've ever been a part of.
Two old buddies decided to create a contest.
One that would stretch a lifetime.
Who can put together the better Yammy 2 stroke.
How will we decide who's bike is actually better?
Well, by an arbitrary point system of course.
Here's what we have so far.
Green points are available to anyone at anytime.
Yellow points are only awarded once for each contestant.
Red points are for whoever reaches that point first.
Superficial: For a paint job to be awarded points, it must remain for a period of 3 months.
Things that will continually be bested
in order to try and keep this contest, well competitive
and not just a race to empty wallets.
Used parts = +1 point for every dollar under $100
New Parts = -1 point for every dollar over $100
"but what we decided was any $$ spent to get the bike running (initially)
would not be counted against anyone.
Upgrades not included. Stock replacement parts only.
So we created a window of opportunity,
to at least get our bikes running. "
And what do the points mean?
At the end of every calendar year, points will be evaluated and the individual with the LOWEST number of points has to buy the motoGP video pass for the upcoming season. We are also working out the possibility of a trophy in which the winner will hold in his possession for the entire year (if anyone has a trophy with a motorcycle on it and would like to donate it, please inquire within)
That's right folks. This is just the initial phase of this lifelong contest.
Each year we hope to surmise completely moronic ways to best each other.
Some future subcontests:
Now, while we have wasted too much time on this already -
we still haven't got all the bugs worked out of our system.
At this stage I'd like you to kindly offer suggestions for
other ways to score points,
point out any loopholes we may have created,
and yell at us and tell us to hurry up and shit.
Bloodweiser screwed with this post 06-05-2012 at 05:01 PM
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