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Old 11-06-2011, 10:57 PM   #76
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I don't really do that kind of stuff. But I do have this actual photo I took when I dropped off that bucket of lye that you said you needed right away. There must be a story that goes with this.
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:29 PM   #77
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I believe it was 1981 and my girlfriend, Leslie (now my wife) and I were sitting in her parents livingroom watching this super cool new channel called MTV. I recall she was talking to her mom and I was sitting there stoned as hell completely engulfed in this new thing. I was 17 at the time and she was 14.

I suddenly overhear my mother-in-law say, "....yes, she's not doing so well. They say that she now has more than one tumor and they can't operate". Now this was sad, even though I had no clue who she was talking about. Now also remember that I was high as a kite.

I'm not one for sad or unhappy news and I always try to diffuse the feelings with levity whenever possible. And, I saw possibilities here. A few seconds pass, and I say to Lois and Leslie, "it's not so bad. I've been living with a tumor for most of my life...................See?"

They look over at me and I had taken my right nut and pulled it out the pant leg of my 1980's style OP shorts and smashed it against my leg. All of the sudden it hit me that I barely knew this lady and I was dating her 14 year old daughter.......................................... .........

Lois (my now mother-in-law) looks at me and my ball hanging there and without missing a beat says, "Rob, put that little egg back in it's nest" At that point, I realized that she had just opened the flood gate for all sorts of fun, at least from my perspective.

About two weeks later, I was sitting in the backyard with my soon to be father-in-law, Mike. Mike was/is a hard drinking construction contractor who protects his daughter with all of the attention of a mafia hit man. So I was sitting in the back having a beer with him and about 5 or 6 of his buddies and employees. He owned a drywall company at the time and they all used to come over after work and drink Coors for a few hours before they headed home. I had already drank a few myself and was feeling like one of the gang. There was a short lull in the yelling, cussing and making fun of each other, and I don't like silence. Suddenly a lounge chair becomes empty and I was tired of standing while all of the old men sat. So I jumped at the chance to sit and then suddenly jumped up and yelled, "Shit, I sat in gum!"

While I was standing off to the side I had pulled my scrotum sack through a tear in my surf trunks and was standing there with it pulled about two inches away from my shorts. You would not believe how funny it seemed at the time.

A few very uncomfortable seconds pass, and then Mike says while looking around at his friends, "Well at least his parents are nice, even though he's an asshole"

I know he was hoping that our relationship would be short lived. 31 years later he's probably still hoping.

Those are some more stupid things that Notmybike ahs done......................................
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:54 PM   #78
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Old 11-07-2011, 02:36 PM   #79
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How I won over my future Father-in-Law by getting in trouble:

My Father-in-Law was into antiques (buying, selling, and making). One day he needed some help moving a display into a new antique mall two towns down the highway. My girlfriend (now wife) and I helped him load it into his truck, and we were off.

We get to the new store, unload the display, and take it inside to set up. While they are filling the display with "antiques", I go out to the truck to see if there is anything we forgot to unload. I notice that we have been parked in a 30 minute zone for a while, and there is a chalk mark on dear ol' Dad's tire. I figure I can buy us some time by getting rid of the mark with my foot.

About 5 minutes later, a police officer comes in looking for someone. The store owner points right at ME! The officer comes over and procedes to CHEW MY ASS up one side and down the other. He says he could arrest me and take me down town, but eventually decides he's going to let me off with a warning. My Father-in-Law just stood there looking at me the whole time. I was so embarrassed that I had made a fool of myself in front of my girlfriend, her Dad, the store owner, and half a dozen customers. I figured he would do everything in his power to keep me away from his daughter (if he were smart).

Low and behold, my Father-in-Law is a cheap bastard like no other. Once nobody was looking, he patted me on the top of the head, and just said "Good boy" (he was 6' 6", and called me "The Boy").

Does this one also qualify under "stoopid like a fox"?
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Old 11-07-2011, 05:51 PM   #80
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I guess Betty's ok...but Veronica

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Old 11-08-2011, 11:30 AM   #81
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By the way, have you seen Pebbles since she grew up? I think she's got her mom and Mrs. Flintstone beat. She's got a pretty tough boyfriend, though, so watch out...


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Old 11-08-2011, 11:35 AM   #82
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I'm more of a Vanessa from Phineas and Ferb Kind of guy.



Or Vidia from Tinker Bell


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Old 11-08-2011, 12:59 PM   #83
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Or Vidia from Tinker Bell

They make dolls?!?!? Just think of the possibilities
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Old 11-08-2011, 01:35 PM   #84
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They make dolls?!?!? Just think of the possibilities
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:57 AM   #85
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OK stop staring at the life sized Vidia, and tell some more stupid stories...
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:21 AM   #86
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I guess Betty's ok...but Veronica

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Old 11-17-2011, 11:30 AM   #87
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I liked Zardo Zap from the Wiggles. Is that wrong?

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Old 11-17-2011, 11:31 AM   #88
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:23 PM   #89
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I liked Zardo Zap from the Wiggles. Is that wrong?
That's perfectly understandable, if you're on LSD! I think my brain went numb watching that video. Wierd.

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Old 11-17-2011, 12:59 PM   #90
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That perfectly understandable, if you're on LSD! I think my brain went numb watching that video. Wierd.
you have to be on LSD to get this one. skip to 2:30.

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