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Old 05-27-2012, 02:34 PM   #61
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Kenny's Butt will be fine as long as it doesn't get too close to David's wood.
Good one! That is too funny.
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Old 05-27-2012, 02:38 PM   #62
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Kenny's Butt will be fine as long as it doesn't get too close to David's wood.
Biggie D, you're a bad, bad, man who sleeps in a hammock. And I have bottle rockets and roman candles...
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Old 05-27-2012, 02:43 PM   #63
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A couple of 2 1/2" Salutes would do a better job.................


















Just sayin................
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Old 05-27-2012, 02:49 PM   #64
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hmmm... Educace me on this 'salute' of which you speak...
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Old 05-27-2012, 03:10 PM   #65
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hmmm... Educace me on this 'salute' of which you speak...
Think... LOUD BOOM!
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Old 05-27-2012, 03:51 PM   #66
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Just remember... If you give me a heart attack while I sleep, one of you has to haul my big ass out of there...
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Old 05-27-2012, 03:54 PM   #67
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hmmm... Educace me on this 'salute' of which you speak...
1/4 stick of dynamite. We used to be able to buy them at fireworks stands back in the day.

Made a cherry bomb sound like a mouse fart.
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Old 05-27-2012, 04:01 PM   #68
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Just remember... If you give me a heart attack while I sleep, one of you has to haul my big ass out of there...

A couple of blocks of C4 and I can launch you any where you need to be hauled.
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Old 05-27-2012, 04:30 PM   #69
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... I have bottle rockets and roman candles...
An let Cuttle sight um up for ya, she's a dead shot with a bottle rocket.
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Old 05-27-2012, 06:07 PM   #70
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A couple of blocks of C4 and I can launch you any where you need to be hauled.
Sounds like you just volunteered to head up the entertainment committee.

BTW, I'm in.
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Old 05-27-2012, 07:17 PM   #71
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An let Cuttle sight um up for ya, she's a dead shot with a bottle rocket.
Hey! If you are referring to me aiming from my *cough* crutch - it was worth a try... and nobody got hurt, so I consider it a successful attempt





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Old 05-27-2012, 07:42 PM   #72
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Me and mtgal will be IN please...
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Old 05-29-2012, 05:58 PM   #73
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Abby and I have decided we'd like to be in again, but have to wait and see about the other half of the family. Flysniper just started a new job, so we'll know closer to that time. Abby and I had so much fun trying to hit the river with the frisbee no way we'd want to miss it this time. (This time we'll bring a spare frisbee. )
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:22 PM   #74
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:11 AM   #75
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... so I consider it a successful attempt
Attempt? At a hundred yards you were only wide to the left of your target by a couple of inches. I'd say that was pretty successful. That was what you were aiming for wasn't it?
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