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Old 06-01-2012, 06:41 AM   #151
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The family...

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Weird ... We got accustomed to see at least on nail of each of you on family picture ...

That said, this ride repport is something else ...

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Old 06-01-2012, 01:04 PM   #152
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Is that a NASCAR beer I see there???
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Old 06-01-2012, 01:08 PM   #153
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Is that a NASCAR beer I see there???
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i have tried but failed.
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Old 06-01-2012, 02:15 PM   #154
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You can take the boy out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the boy.
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Old 06-01-2012, 02:24 PM   #155
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You can take the boy out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the boy.

how ya doin boy
hot as hell here but we are heading for an overnighter in Austin tomorrow. Neil,Kevin,John, Jason Ferguson and Me

boys are great as is Sara
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Old 06-01-2012, 02:52 PM   #156
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how ya doin boy
hot as hell here but we are heading for an overnighter in Austin tomorrow. Neil,Kevin,John, Jason Ferguson and Me

boys are great as is Sara
Thats good to hear, I'm here in Darwin Australia on our way to Guam for a couple nights of relaxation.
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Old 06-01-2012, 07:07 PM   #157
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how ya doin boy
hot as hell here but we are heading for an overnighter in Austin tomorrow. Neil,Kevin,John, Jason Ferguson and Me

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The dentist rides???

(Things are ok here in the Stan, too - thanks for asking.)
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:12 PM   #158
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The dentist rides???

(Things are ok here in the Stan, too - thanks for asking.)
glad to hear its all good
yeah the dentist can put a hurtin on most of us and he NEVER rides

how much longer you got to go?
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:24 PM   #159
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I have read this statement on advrider before but, never used it myself.


Pictures ...or it didn't happen.

Really though, you all have discussed Dave's Mom and Sister so much we really need some pictures to get a complete understanding of the situation. (Just use Heather Locklear for Mom and Megan Fox as Sis and we will get the meaning )
I do not know this man, but he has a super valid point. Dave, you should probably post some pictures. Just for an accurate ride report.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:37 PM   #160
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The best story from night three involved a person who normally does not drink in excessive amounts, a self described “once a year” binge drinker. Said person told a story about going to a friend’s house for dinner, where things got out of hand and they ended up doing double up stoppies on a mountain bike in the front yard until they decimated all the local plant life. Upon waking up with an epic hangover, said binge drinker went to the bathroom to do the morning duties. In what was obviously a semi drunken state, said story teller admitted that while turning slightly for required toilet paper, the U shaped toilet seat broke loose from its mounts and sheared said story tellers penis against the hard, cold, porcelain. Causing said story teller to scream out “I sheared my dick off!!!”

Again, this does no justice to the comedic value of the story when delivered around a campfire after half a dozen beers.
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Old 06-02-2012, 02:05 AM   #161
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:39 AM   #162
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The best story from night three involved a person who normally does not drink in excessive amounts, a self described “once a year” binge drinker ...


Your story is mostly credible, but the first sentence is so restrictive, it eliminates any potential candidate presented in this post ...

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Old 06-02-2012, 09:48 AM   #163
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Really....WWTTD without his dick?

Probably just keep on smiling....


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Old 06-02-2012, 12:36 PM   #164
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Really....WWTTD without his dick?Probably just keep on smiling ...

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Assuming WWTTD is our anonymous and sober story-teller, then, ironically, the following edited picture must painfully remind him of something ...



I knew this wide smile was hidding something ... That said, before revealing anything to Geg, make sure you don't care if it goes public ...

I knew Geg was not our story-teller, not because of his inabilities to ever become Lacordaire, but because he already revealed his joy-stick was permanently retracted into some kind of anatomical shelter ... No picture please

Geg, it's Bobzilla that must happy we found another target to shoot at ...

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Old 06-02-2012, 01:08 PM   #165
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glad to hear its all good
yeah the dentist can put a hurtin on most of us and he NEVER rides

how much longer you got to go?
Just about to tick off month number 4. Only 8 to go...
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