Coast to Coast (and back?) with an Italian Supermodel - Page 5

bujas · 07-17-2012, 03:58 PM

Cool trip with a beautiful Italian Supermodel, looking for more on coast to coast stories.

Saulo · 07-17-2012, 07:07 PM

awaiting... great read! Thanks for taking the time to share.

AntiHero · 07-17-2012, 10:17 PM

The weather leaving Grand Junction, CO, looked like it could go either way. but fortunately temps were extremely mild and there was a nice cool breeze.

(My tweets are all out of order, btw...I need to work on a better system!

Seeing all the green on the map gave me hope that the ride to Boulder would be awesome.

I got off at a lot of exits to explore the surrounding areas and prove that you don't need a 700lb Adventure bike to ride in the dirt.

Certain sections reminded me a lot of Death Valley:

The coolest part about this section of the trip was I really felt like I was on a planet. We tend to think of Venus and Jupiter and Neptune as planets, but often don't realize that we're on one too. It's easy to get swept away imagining what it would be like to 4x4 on Mars or how fun it would be to explore Saturn's (possibly life-sustaining) moon Titan. And I think if it was reasonable to get there not many would pass up an opportunity to visit. Yet here we are on this massive, awesome planet ourselves and the average person sees so little of it. Anyhow....the unique and unfamiliar geological formations really made me feel like I was indeed on a different planet and I enjoyed every second of it--so much so that cars were passing me as I was just cruising and taking it all in.
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AntiHero · 07-17-2012, 10:22 PM

And then I got into town to gas up. You could tell who the locals were and who the travelers were. The chick driving this truck, I'm guessing, was from Manhattan:

And this here was proof that rural American chivalry was alive and well (in the form of, "bitch, I drive, you pay and you pump").

e rock · 07-18-2012, 07:21 AM

Kum & Go = the perfect name for a "filling" station.

I lived in Denver in '08 but sadly did not run into this chain.

WAP · 07-18-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiHero

Too bad I was too tired and worn out to give a shit.

Springhill Suites? I stayed in one in Pittsburgh last month with the EXACT same interior and decorations.

AntiHero · 07-18-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WAP

Springhill Suites? I stayed in one in Pittsburgh last month with the EXACT same interior and decorations.

Ha! Yep--exactly right. Glad to see they found a cool formula that works and then replicated it.

AntiHero · 07-18-2012, 08:41 AM

Soon after the various small town, charming gas station encounters (like dudes in full camo getting out of Corollas who looked like they lived in a bunker in the woods and only came into town when the urge to slurp down a squishee overwhelmed their fear of government monitoring) I ran into the green areas of the map, exactly what I imagined Colorado to look like:

Life was good. But I kept seeing signs that there was traffic congestion coming up. It never came so I figured that their idea of traffic in Colorado was 20 cars per mile.

And then...

Dead stop. In a tunnel. With a bunch of busses and semis (and Harleys and my Ducati) spewing carbon monoxide into a breezeless tube. It really was a parking lot. We'd stop for 30 seconds to 2 minutes at a time, then move 20 feet. Occasionally we'd get up to 11 or 12 mph.

What really infuriated me was that there was PLENTY of room to lanesplit. But that's not legal in CO (or nearly any other states). You can ride without a helmet in Colorado, but lanesplitting is deemed to be too dangerous. No sense. The guy next to me on a 954 said his temps were 268. Shortly thereafter the bottom end of his engine started spewing coolant and steam. I kept telling him, 'dude, you have to get moving NOW--use the shoulder'. Reluctantly he took off and then saw him on the shoulder on his cell phone. Hoping he didn't seize his engine.

20 min. later it was still hell:

To make matters worse, I had to piss like a water buffalo. And exits were miles (read: 15-20 minutes, easily) apart. Finally pulled off and got some relief.

I was thinking to myself--man, it would suck to be stuck in this traffic right after ingesting a 12 oz coffee and a bran muffin. And then I saw some fast food napkins....and a bunch of flies....and a giant pile of poo. It was disgusting, but I imagined how happy that person was to have found the only secluded spot for miles. And as I was leaving a car was hauling ass up into the same spot I was leaving. Hopefully they look before they step. I snapped a shot of it, but figured there's a limit to what people want to see.

Anyhow, after realizing there was no end in site (and there were absolutely no alternate routes) I cruised up the middle and split the lanes like I'd done for hundreds of miles in CA. And good thing I did. It was a solid 20 more miles of parking lot. Anyhow, what would have been a spectacular and relatively fast drive turned into a frustratingly LONG and exhausting ride. Funny that states like Colorado don't allow you to lanesplit out of concerns for danger, but wearing a helmet is not required. Anyhow, the bike held up during all the idling and slow speeds. Water temps (at max) never went above low 220s and the hard-start-in-the-heat problem was never a problem in the literal 'start and stop' traffic.

Then right after Idaho Springs, traffic picked right up for no reason. From there I took a cool mountain/canyon road, but again, lots of congestion. Some woman on a Harley putted at 5 under, causing another backup. Soon thereafter, though, the end was in sight:

And then made it to my friend Niki's, who happily demonstrated what safety gear looks like in Colorado.

cyclingtom · 07-18-2012, 08:43 AM

This is great.....and you're not even halfway across the country yet.

optimum_malarky · 07-18-2012, 09:33 AM

Excellent report -- really enjoying it!

DCrider · 07-18-2012, 09:35 AM

wait how could you possibly do this trip on a sexy Italian sport bike, without planning it for 6months, without 100lbs of gear, without asking what roads to ride, without asking if Mexico is safe...I'm liking it

AntiHero · 07-18-2012, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCrider

wait how could you possibly do this trip on a sexy Italian sport bike, without planning it for 6months, without 100lbs of gear, without asking what roads to ride, without asking if Mexico is safe...I'm liking it

Heh heh. Good point. A long time ago I did start planning it. I had an Excel spreadsheet and started identifying cool places to go and then started drawing lines on a map connecting it all and then thought, WTF, this (a planned existence) is the exact shit I'm trying to escape from. Hit the delete button and never looked back.

limeymike · 07-18-2012, 10:30 AM

KUM & GO Gas station chain.

Yeah, my grandson needed some cash for gas so I flipped him a 20 and told him to go to the Kum & Go on the corner as its cheaper and he said "Oh, you mean the "Squirt and Split". My wife almost dropped the tray of food she was carrying in the kitchen.

AntiHero · 07-18-2012, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limeymike

KUM & GO Gas station chain.

Yeah, my grandson needed some cash for gas so I flipped him a 20 and told him to go to the Kum & Go on the corner as its cheaper and he said "Oh, you mean the "Squirt and Split". My wife almost dropped the tray of food she was carrying in the kitchen.

AntiHero · 07-18-2012, 12:53 PM

So after a trip to the store (in the rain. I think I'm going to need a thin shell for this trip), I got back and turned on my PC. Nothing. Just black. And it beeped a lot. Plugged it into an external monitor thinking maybe the rain damaged something I still had nothing. After removing all the RAM and swapping them out one by one, bingo!

07-18-2012, 08:43 AM	#69
cyclingtom Sim Sala Bim Joined: Jun 2007 Location: First State Oddometer: 3,378	This is great.....and you're not even halfway across the country yet. __________________ Inconsequential Adventurer Upon us all a little rain must fall. L.Z.

07-18-2012, 09:33 AM	#70
optimum_malarky Premium nonsense Joined: Mar 2008 Location: Northern California.... twisty Oddometer: 326	Excellent report -- really enjoying it! __________________ Current: 2003 Suzuki SV1000 N Past: 2003 R1150 GS,2004 Triumph Speed Triple (wrecked), 2001 Triumph Sprint ST, 2003 Suzuki SV650, 1984 R80 ST 1973 CB750

07-18-2012, 09:35 AM	#71
DCrider Live from THE Hill Joined: May 2008 Location: Washington, DC Oddometer: 3,020	wait how could you possibly do this trip on a sexy Italian sport bike, without planning it for 6months, without 100lbs of gear, without asking what roads to ride, without asking if Mexico is safe...I'm liking it __________________ ADV'ing from America's fine Crapital...

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07-17-2012, 03:58 PM	#61
bujas Adventurer Joined: Jun 2011 Location: Alhos Vedros, Portugal Oddometer: 23	Cool trip with a beautiful Italian Supermodel, looking for more on coast to coast stories.

07-17-2012, 07:07 PM	#62
Saulo Do it. Joined: Oct 2007 Location: Dublin, California Oddometer: 115	awaiting... great read! Thanks for taking the time to share.

07-17-2012, 10:17 PM	#63
AntiHero ^OP Studly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2012 Location: West Oddometer: 553	The weather leaving Grand Junction, CO, looked like it could go either way. but fortunately temps were extremely mild and there was a nice cool breeze. (My tweets are all out of order, btw...I need to work on a better system! Seeing all the green on the map gave me hope that the ride to Boulder would be awesome. I got off at a lot of exits to explore the surrounding areas and prove that you don't need a 700lb Adventure bike to ride in the dirt. Certain sections reminded me a lot of Death Valley: The coolest part about this section of the trip was I really felt like I was on a planet. We tend to think of Venus and Jupiter and Neptune as planets, but often don't realize that we're on one too. It's easy to get swept away imagining what it would be like to 4x4 on Mars or how fun it would be to explore Saturn's (possibly life-sustaining) moon Titan. And I think if it was reasonable to get there not many would pass up an opportunity to visit. Yet here we are on this massive, awesome planet ourselves and the average person sees so little of it. Anyhow....the unique and unfamiliar geological formations really made me feel like I was indeed on a different planet and I enjoyed every second of it--so much so that cars were passing me as I was just cruising and taking it all in. __________________

07-17-2012, 10:22 PM	#64
AntiHero ^OP Studly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2012 Location: West Oddometer: 553	And then I got into town to gas up. You could tell who the locals were and who the travelers were. The chick driving this truck, I'm guessing, was from Manhattan: And this here was proof that rural American chivalry was alive and well (in the form of, "bitch, I drive, you pay and you pump").

07-18-2012, 07:21 AM	#65
e rock Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Oddometer: 176	Kum & Go = the perfect name for a "filling" station. I lived in Denver in '08 but sadly did not run into this chain.

07-18-2012, 08:41 AM	#68
AntiHero ^OP Studly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2012 Location: West Oddometer: 553	Soon after the various small town, charming gas station encounters (like dudes in full camo getting out of Corollas who looked like they lived in a bunker in the woods and only came into town when the urge to slurp down a squishee overwhelmed their fear of government monitoring) I ran into the green areas of the map, exactly what I imagined Colorado to look like: Life was good. But I kept seeing signs that there was traffic congestion coming up. It never came so I figured that their idea of traffic in Colorado was 20 cars per mile. And then... Dead stop. In a tunnel. With a bunch of busses and semis (and Harleys and my Ducati) spewing carbon monoxide into a breezeless tube. It really was a parking lot. We'd stop for 30 seconds to 2 minutes at a time, then move 20 feet. Occasionally we'd get up to 11 or 12 mph. What really infuriated me was that there was PLENTY of room to lanesplit. But that's not legal in CO (or nearly any other states). You can ride without a helmet in Colorado, but lanesplitting is deemed to be too dangerous. No sense. The guy next to me on a 954 said his temps were 268. Shortly thereafter the bottom end of his engine started spewing coolant and steam. I kept telling him, 'dude, you have to get moving NOW--use the shoulder'. Reluctantly he took off and then saw him on the shoulder on his cell phone. Hoping he didn't seize his engine. 20 min. later it was still hell: To make matters worse, I had to piss like a water buffalo. And exits were miles (read: 15-20 minutes, easily) apart. Finally pulled off and got some relief. I was thinking to myself--man, it would suck to be stuck in this traffic right after ingesting a 12 oz coffee and a bran muffin. And then I saw some fast food napkins....and a bunch of flies....and a giant pile of poo. It was disgusting, but I imagined how happy that person was to have found the only secluded spot for miles. And as I was leaving a car was hauling ass up into the same spot I was leaving. Hopefully they look before they step. I snapped a shot of it, but figured there's a limit to what people want to see. Anyhow, after realizing there was no end in site (and there were absolutely no alternate routes) I cruised up the middle and split the lanes like I'd done for hundreds of miles in CA. And good thing I did. It was a solid 20 more miles of parking lot. Anyhow, what would have been a spectacular and relatively fast drive turned into a frustratingly LONG and exhausting ride. Funny that states like Colorado don't allow you to lanesplit out of concerns for danger, but wearing a helmet is not required. Anyhow, the bike held up during all the idling and slow speeds. Water temps (at max) never went above low 220s and the hard-start-in-the-heat problem was never a problem in the literal 'start and stop' traffic. Then right after Idaho Springs, traffic picked right up for no reason. From there I took a cool mountain/canyon road, but again, lots of congestion. Some woman on a Harley putted at 5 under, causing another backup. Soon thereafter, though, the end was in sight: And then made it to my friend Niki's, who happily demonstrated what safety gear looks like in Colorado.

07-18-2012, 10:30 AM	#73
limeymike Who Me? Joined: Aug 2008 Location: Dakota Territories. Oddometer: 487	KUM & GO Gas station chain. Yeah, my grandson needed some cash for gas so I flipped him a 20 and told him to go to the Kum & Go on the corner as its cheaper and he said "Oh, you mean the "Squirt and Split". My wife almost dropped the tray of food she was carrying in the kitchen.

07-18-2012, 12:53 PM	#75
AntiHero ^OP Studly Adventurer Joined: Jul 2012 Location: West Oddometer: 553	So after a trip to the store (in the rain. I think I'm going to need a thin shell for this trip), I got back and turned on my PC. Nothing. Just black. And it beeped a lot. Plugged it into an external monitor thinking maybe the rain damaged something I still had nothing. After removing all the RAM and swapping them out one by one, bingo!