Australasian Safari 2012

[AWM]

Originally Posted by Stagehand

holy crap you really DO have a translation book

Talked to Paul R on the phone again last night, and all sounds like its going according to plan. Looking forward to the hardest ride of my life so far

"Jesus freak'n cripled Christ,everyone in the world thinks the whole state of NY is the freak'n city and shit".
"And we're all Itailan's".

"Now yu's better kick some freak ass over there and shit old pal".
"Dont make us scum bag New Yorker's look like shit".

[RealOldDualSportGuy]

Good Looking ride

Good Luck

Watch out for those mates that drive on the wrong side of the road !!!!!!!!!!

You going to use twitter for updates along the way?

[troy safari carpente]

Originally Posted by AWM

"Jesus freak'n cripled Christ, everyone in the world thinks the whole state of NY is the freak'n city and shit".
"And we're all yellow taxi cab driving, cycle cap wearing Itailan's".

"Now yu's better kick some akubra wearing convict freak ass over there and shit old pal".
"Dont make us scum bag New Yorker's look like city slicker dip shits".

Edited for "accuracy" sake...

Oh, watch out for yowies, drop bears and Sheila truckies with adams apples/deep voices...

[AWM]

Originally Posted by troy safari carpente

Edited for "accuracy" sake...

Oh, watch out for yowies, drop bears and Sheila truckies with adams apples/deep voices...

Dude,,,you freak drunk or some shit?



Freak'n Aussie's.

City slickers,,Hey Jay,we were just talking bout hay'n the family farm with a R100,city slickers.

Freak'n awsome!!!
All in good fun boys and girls.

Jay,good luck homeboy,im living thru you on this one.

[Sylvia]

I snapped this one in 2010.

[Sylvia]

[Sylvia]

[tehdutchie]

Must be comfy and the liason and fast straight tracks!

How does it handle in the tighter stuff? I heard the safari was getting more technical?

Sweet bike though!

[Sylvia]

Originally Posted by tehdutchie

Must be comfy and the liason and fast straight tracks!

How does it handle in the tighter stuff? I heard the safari was getting more technical?

Sweet bike though!

I think he may have his hands full.

[Stagehand]

Originally Posted by Sylvia

I think he may have his hands full.

Those are really great pics, Sylvia, thank you! THats the best view I've had of it, so far. (If its ok with you, I'd like to post them over in my thread in OldSchool, I'm sure the codgers over there would love to see it.)



It will be a handful, I'm sure but the good news is its still more than 50kgs lighter than my current bike



and coincidentally, I'm an eyetalian
mostly, except for the Irish part, but we dont talk about that much

Thanks Scott, and all

11 days till I leave.


Just got a final package of a Helmet, gloves, goggles, and Hammer stuff.

An Arai VX2Pro is Snell 2010- doesnt have any Aus markings on it, but why would it, being sold in the US.

[juancartm]

Hi to all:
My name is Juan Carlos, from Spain and I am looking a used rear safary tank, for my WR450F 08.
Perhaps in Australia I will find it.
Could you help me? EBay.au cheked....any usefull web for that?
Any rider who wants to sell his used items?
Thanks.....

[troy safari carpente]

You septics have an additive, gel or preparation H ointment for just about everything don't ya...???!
No wonder old Lance bikepants never tested positive for anything...
the combination of the chemo treatment and prostate ehancers masked just about everything else the authorities could possibly think of...

Here's all you need Stagehand (Aussie marathon endurance athlete dietry supplements)
The three step system:

STEP 1: Carbo Loading:


Contains carbs (pastry) protien (meat) and vitamin C
(tomato sauce... very important... also acts as an antibiotic on old pies found in outback roadhouses ).
Food of champions!

STEP TWO: Complex Vitamin supplement:

Contains more vitamins per gram than any substance known to mankind.
Combined with buttered toast and a glass of cold milk (for breakfast) it contains about four times the daily requirement
of just about everything the body and mind needs. Can also be used as a substitute for axle grease, bootpolish and is particularly
effective in keeping wild dogs at bay from decaying motorcyclist carcasses...
so it is a particularly useful substance for any Adventure riders bumbag (that's "fanny pack" to you Noo Yoikers).

STEP THREE: Recovery drink

If we need to explain this phase... well, what can I say?
You really have got in over your head... eh?

Good luck!

[Stagehand]

[greendude]

well done Troy.it,s the only way these blokes are gunna learn

[tehdutchie]

Step 124 out of 335..



New lets hope our cleaning methods were good enough to clear the bikes through..


not my actual toothbrush