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Old 11-06-2012, 06:54 AM   #1
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Need Caretaker for Oregon property

Hi guys. Have a place in SW Oregon. It's rural (16 miles from town on some beautiful curvy roads), two story 3 bedroom old restored farmhouse with front/back porches on 4 acres. Raised garden beds. Chicken coop. Paddock for hoses/llamas/goat/gerbils/rhinos or whatever. Deal is for free rent, garbage. You pay electricity.

Big, well lighted shop with wood stove. Lottsa tools that the caretaker is welcome to use providing they're cleaned and put away.

100's of miles of amazing local roads/logging roads. Great fishing/hunting.

It IS Oregon so it rains a lot in the winter. Ride wet or stay home....
Seriously, if rain gets you down, prolly not a good idea to consider it.

Spring/Summer/Fall are AMAZING!!

Duties are basic maintenance, yard work and not letting the inside look like a college dorm.

Some projects need to get done so if you have carpentry skilz that is a bonus and we can negotiate.

Dial up only as I don't get up enough to pay for satellite.

Non-agressive dogs/wimmins OK....

PM me if you're interested.

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Old 11-06-2012, 07:09 AM   #2
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Do I have to shoot the Meth heads?
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:07 AM   #3
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That would be greatly appreciated...
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Old 11-07-2012, 01:50 PM   #4
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You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads.
I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy
My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:09 PM   #5
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You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads.
I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy
My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.
Yer in!!!




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Old 11-09-2012, 10:07 PM   #6
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Hop-Sing,

You have plenty to do at the Rancho, you don't have to travel all the way to Oregon...

Op, what is the nearest town?
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Old 11-13-2012, 10:18 AM   #7
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kinda between Myrtle Pt and Coquille out in the country.
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Old 11-22-2012, 09:55 PM   #8
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Old 11-22-2012, 11:41 PM   #9
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Does this property have internet access, and how many cats live there?
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Old 11-24-2012, 07:49 AM   #10
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1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there.

2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know.

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Old 11-24-2012, 08:05 AM   #11
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1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there.

2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know.




So i take it that the area is not pussy friendly.

How 'bout cell service?
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Old 11-24-2012, 05:50 PM   #12
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So i take it that the area is not pussy friendly.

Well............never mind.....

How 'bout cell service?
Texting yes, talking no....which is one of the reasons I love the place.....
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Old 11-27-2012, 07:30 AM   #13
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Isn't nice not to recieve calls at night, After 5 all they want is money anyway.
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Yet another bump....
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