Riding technique - Page 17

Dr AT · 11-14-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rucksta

Can we discuss countersteering after we move this thread to perfect line.

There is no Australian specific content and the contributors come from an international pool.
I'm sure there are many more keyboard jockeys on Perfect Line who would like to play this game. (again)

After taking a dip in the bigger pond of perfect line the thread could be moved to the basement where some of the present contributors can see how total tossers behave on line.
Maybe then they will learn something to aspire to and practice.

do you honestly believe the perfect line guys would understand the humour of this thread? Anyone wanting to can go visit perfect line, in the meantime this is the perfect place to come for a laugh. There are times when it's nice to have a laugh. Move it to off topic? Leave it where it is and we'll eventualy grow up and move on to something else to prattle on about? Stop making sensible suggetsions and it'll move on by itself?

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Oldfatbeerman · 11-14-2012, 09:05 PM

A not so new discovery .

If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ?

There is a reason for everyone to ride !

itsgunnahurt · 11-14-2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldfatbeerman

If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ?

If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

Very deep...

Dr AT · 11-14-2012, 09:59 PM

I take it you don't ride with a pillion?

tHEtREV · 11-14-2012, 10:15 PM

Not after his last bout of flatulence while carrying someone...

Knackers · 11-15-2012, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by itsgunnahurt

If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

Very deep...

Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).

Oldfatbeerman · 11-15-2012, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knackers

Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).

Or like pissing in a wetsuit , no one else can tell but it makes you feel warm inside

.

itsgunnahurt · 11-15-2012, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knackers

Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).

Then you've never dived in dry suit... all that fresh seal goodness! And don't get me started on shoulder entry suits... these guys need someone to unzip it for them... caring and sharing... NOT!

Uncle Crumpet · 11-15-2012, 02:50 AM

I've always enjoyed sneaking off a blind mullet at the back of the break, having all those nearby wondering why that guy is just floating there in one place? Funny how if a thread goes long enough it will always end up in toilet humour? A much more interesting question then COG IMO?

SYDADVGS · 11-15-2012, 03:13 AM

There are only 2 kinds of divers....

Those that piss in their wetsuits, and those that lie that they don't.

itsgunnahurt · 11-15-2012, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oldfatbeerman

Or like pissing in a wetsuit , no one else can tell but it makes you feel warm inside

.

don't believe no one will know.. especially if you're on a charter boat... guess where that piss ends up when you get back on board...

Rucksta · 11-15-2012, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr AT

do you honestly believe the perfect line guys would understand the humour of this thread? Btw

Not for a second but it would be fun to watch them try to deal with it.

eepeqez · 12-19-2012, 11:51 PM

Do not go fishing while standing on your footpegs.
When swapping seats with your pillion, be sure to crawl over/under each other...

11-14-2012, 09:05 PM	#242
Oldfatbeerman Big on Corner speed Joined: Dec 2006 Location: Lake Macquarie , NSW, Australia Oddometer: 2,964	A not so new discovery . If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ? There is a reason for everyone to ride ! __________________ KTM 950 SE

11-14-2012, 10:15 PM	#245
tHEtREV tEAM iDIOT Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Middle Park, Brisbane, Australia Oddometer: 5,606	Not after his last bout of flatulence while carrying someone... __________________ tEAM iDIOT. The original, and still the best.

11-15-2012, 02:50 AM	#249
Uncle Crumpet Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Jun 2010 Location: Eidsvold, QLD Oddometer: 458	I've always enjoyed sneaking off a blind mullet at the back of the break, having all those nearby wondering why that guy is just floating there in one place? Funny how if a thread goes long enough it will always end up in toilet humour? A much more interesting question then COG IMO? __________________ 02 R1150GS Adv,Moto Guzzi MK5 Le Mans Moto Guzzi Mk3 Le Mans,Moto Guzzi Sp3 1000 Moto Guzzi v65TT,Moto Guzzi NTX650 Ducati 907ie.83 TT600 KTM 640 Adventure Etz 250 Guzzi Quota 1000

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11-14-2012, 09:59 PM	#244
Dr AT (KTM quack) Joined: Jul 2006 Location: maffra, vic Oddometer: 1,608	I take it you don't ride with a pillion?

11-15-2012, 03:13 AM	#250
SYDADVGS . Joined: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Australia Oddometer: 12,163	There are only 2 kinds of divers.... Those that piss in their wetsuits, and those that lie that they don't.

12-19-2012, 11:51 PM	#253
eepeqez Beastly Adventurer Joined: Sep 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Oddometer: 2,047	Do not go fishing while standing on your footpegs. When swapping seats with your pillion, be sure to crawl over/under each other...